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You're welcome.
- Solution. - Antwan.
It's a little preachy in parts but, over all, it's pretty good.
You let an artificially intelligent
Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be.
What the hell was that?
I hope it has the proof you're looking for.
Wow, life in the big city. Ain’t nothing like it.
Look, I don't know if anybody does it,
...have a great day, I guess.
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
It's our original build and that build is proof our code is in the game.
Whatever we want.
You can't.
Right here, I've got everything you care about.
We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase.
You don't do this.
...and surprisingly curious.
You and Jordan
Who are you?
right here,
Now, where are those servers?
or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us.
Thank you.
Good morning, Goldie.
Go back to your side, man.
Millie, there are no other players in that house.
What are we supposed to do now?
Guy, you don't do this, man.
Look, I don't even know what's going on, but, hell yes, I'm with you.
- On three. One, two, three-- - One, two, three--
for a player to be a good guy.
How about you?
Screw it. Art nerds.
You want to kiss me?
Yeah, exactly.
- Yeah. Wait, who? - Millie.
they called me that. What is an NPC?
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
And you're gonna hand it over.
I swear to God, if you touch that sock
Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid.
Uh, there's not a button for that.
Wait, hold on one second.
Here goes.
- Woman with an offbeat sense of humour. - Sense of humour.
What?
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out.
I work alone.
- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah.
Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.
- Buddy! - No!
Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
I didn't have time to wrap it.
Terminate him. Reboot.
Hey.
Don't talk to Antwan.
Holy--
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
No! That's my special sock! Put it down!
Me
Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
- This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too.
Let's go.
Jump.
But that's kind of my speed.
Have a good one, Guy.
Just say my catchphrase.
Except one thing.
but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
Don't have a good day, have a great day
Huh.
Okay.
You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
thanks to our code.
You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide.
See what I mean? Hero.
Hey, Mouser, check this out.
And we're all just players in the game?
You could just reboot the server.
- Run over? - We done with that.
Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now.
NPCs: Hi, Guy.
The woman of his dreams,
No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen.
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him.
The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character,
Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here!
And all pursuant spin-offs?
You got a video or a screen grab?
No, I do.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Or am I missing something?
True. The choice is totally yours.
Is this the North Pole?
Antwan, come on, man.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.
- Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good.
Hi.
Okay, so,
I don't want that.
And you...
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in!
Good morning, sheeple!
Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you.
But when I was in the back garden on that little swing--
You have something I want.
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning.
You're not.
Thank you. That's sweet.
Everybody get down on the ground!
Thanks, Keys.
We are tired of being stabbed!
I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down.
Don't have a good day, have a great day.
Iron Man's Name, Is Chris Mitchell!
He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl.
What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it?
Growing up in my family, it was--
Blue shirt guy.
you should get some life insurance
Mmm.
Oh, my Guy loves swings.
and of course he's not even real!
Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world?
But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin'
You're good. Oh, anyway--
But if you're not real,
- No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah.
Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses.
in the one place no one can even get to.
Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately.
- Are you kidding me right now? - Yeah.
Let's go!
Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy.