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The sliver that's left of Free City, all your little background friends.
You have a great outfit.
Hello, Officer.
and, Millie, it works.
Looks like rain. Looks like rain.
You go, girl.
That actually hurt my hand.
I got you a present.
That's not true.
- This is what we've been working for! - No, I let him kiss me!
You're not.
Stop! Where did you hear that?
We should definitely go!
His name's Antwan, and, yes, he's an absolute troll.
This isn't you.
Go, go, go!
Skins? Don't even worry about that.
I feel brand new.
I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face.
You're so hot.
Where are the servers to Free City 1?
No way, no how.
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you. - Yes, I am!
And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick.
I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know?
You know it. Mmm.
And where the hell is Dude?
- Let me ask you a question. - Okay.
Then kill her in the game.
How many an hour?
You guys have always done what's expected of you.
It's crime o'cl-- Mum!
Buddy, I missed you!
For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want.
He can't do that.
No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
Hardly ever, Guy.
I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks.
Nice skin.
My name is Guy, and I live in paradise.
We're gonna need a bridge.
Millie--
I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make...
SOLUTION
And if you didn't use our code
Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this.
Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know?
In Free City, I have everything I need.
I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why.
Don't have a good day, have a great day.
We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song.
You want to kiss me badly?
Neither are you.
I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects
Whoever it is, they're good.
w-- I have an idea.
Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.
Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
Hold the fudge.
Yes. Definitely.
Come on, come on, come on.
The guy was smoked by a non-playable character.
big guns, bigger moustache.
Yeah, I do know.
He's glorious.
Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy.
Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with?
Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough?
No, and I need you to remember it.
It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience.
Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars,
by early Tuesday night.
We don't have anything.
Totally. Right?
I know how.
and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
And, for a second, I felt amazing.
- Yeah? - ...worked.
After Free City, It comes Free Life.
Look, I know this world is just a game to you
- Millie, I'm-- - Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you.
But I can't keep spending all my time with you.
Ha-ha!
Got a tall, half-caf, double foam oat milk,
'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something.
- I'll let it go. - Yes.
Free City 2 is not an update...
He can call you by your real name.
Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right?
Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done.
No, you're not. You're not.
Oh.
Antwan out.
We usually don't put the chairs on the tables,
Get up, Guy. Get up.
You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before.
This will all be over soon.
Uh...
Guy,
Antwan, you should see this.
No manner, no how. But I mean, no way!
Guy!
I'm sorry.
I really appreciate this, Keys.
Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat.
Cool.
Way, way better.
Have a good one, Guy.