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Good thing I know better.

Embattled Soonami game founder Antwan Hovachelik

I know you have.

Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying.

I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.

Everybody down on the ground!

- Let's take... - Just watch.

You know that moment,

All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on.

You know what they're not doing, guys?

I found these glasses and then I can see things now.

We are in the middle of something.

- Doesn't make sense. - What?

- Millie! - They're taking me out.

What do you mean you don't think I should touch him?

But then, one day,

Portal gun? That sounds expensive.

Oh he found the button

They got cool hair, cool clothes.

Ma! I called a guy on the internet an incel!

- Non... - A background person.

Now get out of here. Go be nicer.

You wanna finish this out with me?

AKA Millie Rusk.

Weird or not, when people find out about this,

Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.

where computer generated characters interact and evolve.

"He's good enough."

- No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends.

You're obviously fired, you know that.

- That's my gun. - Quiet time.

They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year.

Thank you. That was nice.

Boot them out of the game, now!

...have a great day.

Everybody get down on the ground!

If we can get there, that is the evidence we need.

I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword.

All right, let's all remember this moment, before we were fired.

What have you got?

The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I worked on him myself. He's perfect.

Like, he reminds us of what's possible.

- Her name's Millie. - Who?

and his now no-longer-in-the-background a digital friend.

And you, you tried to steal it from me

'Cause I'm your buddy, too.

Has anyone seen my cat?

In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know,

Run free, better me.

Please escort this former employee off the premises.

Player's doing the jewellery store mission in midtown.

The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me.

How the heck did you get in here?

- Who is this? - I don't know.

But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door.

You have a beautiful home.

Yeah, this one.

They go on all sorts of missions.

A little Sunday Drive.

It's true. It really sucks.

Oh, my God. What am I doing?

Free cjuty @. IS gonna nbe Jumunjious

What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here

Popping today and not in a good way.

Wow, this is harder than I thought.

It's not like you used our code anyway, right?

What's happening right now?

It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much.

I don't get it. What is this place?

Crazy awesome!!!

Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it.

Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house.

And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing.

I don't understand.

of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track.

No missions here.

Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers.

Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work?

That would mean I'd have to tell him.

All right, people, you heard him. It's go time!

You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game.

And you don't have to be scared.

Here's this week's highlights.

It's like a waterfall made of letters.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

You work at Soonami, don't you?

uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?

Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.

Here we go. Y'all watching this?

Man, I love it here.

And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow.

No, he bought it and then he shelved it.

The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives.

- On it. - You can't do that.

Well, it's a sunny day I feel brand new

Jeez, that's good.

Wait. But the world isn't that bad, though, is it?

Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC

...and it makes the game look bad.

- Back off! I said, don't! - Just real quick. Real quick.

and she had this very cute but oddly specific habit

That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege.

Guy, what are we doin' here?

have a great day.

And here he is, taking out Beefoven,

maybe he can help?

Yeah. How did you--

who looks like an NPC?

You changed his code. And I think you can do it again.

- Be strong. - Okay, bye.