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they'll be gone forever. You need to listen.

We're done with that.

Yeah, it makes sense.

Honey, honey. Shush.

What do you mean?

We can't all be you, Guy.

I just find the order of those threats very confusing.

one of the biggest publishers in the world.

Just take it off. What are you doing?

Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude.

Good morning, Goldie.

Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?

Oh, it's okay, Bud.

If we reboot the server

Thank you. You too.

and then I plopped down into this slice of heaven.

I'm sorry! Oh, God!

She's looking for your build.

Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?

I don't know, but I don't buy it.

Do you know the other security guards?

I love my life.

Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.

Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?

You have to leave. I can't talk to you.

- What? - You were right.

And he was alive because he met the one pers--

he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible.

Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time?

That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius.

I don't suppose this thing can fly.

The data's been erased, but it's in your head.

You know what time it is?

- God! - You're 22,

Oh! Pretty bleak.

Tiffany Waaapah!

Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about?

He punches so hard.

Mmm. That's hot.

So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader.

then I followed you.

We're coming to get ya.

Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is?

I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me.

Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.

One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error.

Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see.

whatever a centaur is, I did it.

Aren't you sick of being shot at?

I feel Brand new

I mean, what's more real than a person tryin' to help someone they love?

You seem adjective.

That's a new one.

Good fucking morning, Goldie.

it's all gonna disappear for good.

I'm sorry. "So what?"

Sorry. Are you closing?

Easy. I know your security guard.

Nothing. You're funny.

I don't know, but he's good.

You know, that player in the NPC skin.

No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well.

What build, Antwan?

- No, not gonna happen. - Nope.

Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting.

But he's still stuck in Free City.

That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe.

let's have a great day.

But you only exist here.

Hey, my real name is Millie.

- Okay. - Yeah.

You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel.

get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream.

It's why you can never leave Free City.

Bigger! Badder! Radder!

Don't say words to me!

We all have our secrets, I guess.

You should be thanking me!

I'm just this idiot who's in the background?

Want some four wheels to the face?

I think someone's at the door.

The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,

- Okay. Bye. - Okay.

- No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about?

Hardly ever, Guy.

- I work at the bank. - Right. The bank.

When your friends ask what you did over the weekend

- You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir!

Antwan is a genius.

Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.

Millie, I care about you

You, you, you--

Does this look intimidating?

Please try to remember. This is really important.

It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere.

I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.

How'd you get in here?

I based it off of

I only said imagine

What's in it for Antwan?

It's been the best day of my life.

- No. - Uh-huh. Yes, you do.

I need to know where.

- Guy? My Guy? - Guy.

Playtime's over. Catchphrase.

Unless there is something out there.

Come on. Come here. Come here.

could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents

My viewers will just banana cream sandwich

Well, it's sort of a secret.

I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game.

he's barely written, but, sure, start the upload.