Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Just to be clear,

Are you kidding me?

Guy, we need to talk.

I don't know what that means.

I just checked the server stats.

And he's a dick?

We did it, Mills.

POV: When you're too busy bragging to notice the one that got away

I'm pretty good.

- Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy?

There is some concern with the bloody zombies. Retailers won't carry the game.

Okay. So, the reflection shows the build past the southern horizon.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm just gonna put your gun down,

A reference from FG A Young Girl who dresses up as Elsa from “Frozen”.

I am a Robber Robber Robber Robert Graham

There is something inside you, Guy.

Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time?

Yeah, that's totally not the same thing at all.

I'm not stuck in a loop any more.

- Put that down. - Uh-huh.

Millie, I'm sorry for running away.

I know. This is literally the first time I took my gun out the holster.

Isn't that what you said? You said that.

I wanna write a song about it.

His whole world's about to end.

Okay, that's not good.

I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing.

- No way. Here. - Yeah.

Guy, I need you to listen to me.

expected you to just follow the rules...

You've been helping Millie Rusk this whole time.

It's like every NPC went on strike.

Expressives: Shiny things everywhere Analyticals: Have mercy!

Like, all the time, she would repeat.

Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

mixed with late afternoon stabbings...

Also the one who's trying to hit me with this bogus lawsuit

Yeah, shiny things everywhere.

Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right?

What's happening?

Whatever. Right? Yeah?

The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit,

Antwan swiped our AI engine to use in his dumb shooter.

Okay, so, this user, he gets his glasses stolen

Money. This is Free City.

Have a GREAT day!

I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome.

I'd like to try a cappuccino.

- You know that! - I gotta try.

Then let me do it for you.

There is no bank.

That feels unnatural.

- Has this evolved into more than-- - No.

They don't do shit

- I know. - Except you don't know.

But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game.

- You got it. - Guy?

- Buddy! - Sorry.

- It's a replacement. - Exactly.

I might've found something.

What are you doing here?

I can explain everything.

"has been turning heads by being the good guy."

he meets you in Free City, and once he sees you

I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud.

So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us.

when you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free.

- Thanks for the assist. - You got it.

Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying.

Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up.

What'd you say?

You're a non-player character.

You show 'em we matter.

He's still stuck in this life, this loop.

Which leads me to this.

One of the characters from Life Itself was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.

Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time.

All that shit makes your level go up.

It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth.

Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.

Antwan. What else?

No, I'm sensing you want me to keep looking.

You do that, Antwan is done.

into a little bit of Thanos Snap?

Has anyone seen my cat? Has anyone seen my...

Rabbit. Okay? My fault.

Actual AI. You know, alive.

You do not wanna hear about that.

I know 'em all. Why?

Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.

Quarterly reports. My, what specific business lingo.

You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit

- Breathe through it. There you go. - Do it. Do it. Do it.

It's always, sort of, been there.

So when Free City 2 launches on Monday--

There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game.

I'm gonna need your sunglasses.