Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches.

No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.

Take that. Boom!

No. I remember everything.

Free City 2: Carnage.

- This is bullshit. - Who is this guy?

- We're like best friends. - Friendship.

Maybe we just stop the killing.

- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel.

You get me, bro?

Come on, Blue Shirt.

- It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah.

- It's not a big deal. - I know, I know.

Pretend with me.

What are you trying to say, Guy?

Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.

- The cripple says to the homosexual-- - Whoa. Stop, stop.

I don't know, why do they?

I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars.

It will never work.

Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial.

Listen carefully.

All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry.

Drop in Dude now.

Now That We're Done Catching Experiments We Can Be Whatever We Want.

Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.

- I love the bank. - ...and do the same thing every day.

So what do we do?

- I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Keys. - The AI worked.

It'll explain everything.

I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way.

Wow Life in the big city ant nothing like it

And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.

which will be mined and sprayed with high-calibre fire

I was wondering when I'd see you again.

Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.

I used to shoot all the secondary characters

Yeah, he's gone viral.

Cool, we're a team.

with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time.

We don't have any defences.

Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real.

You get to that build.

And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory

Oh, yeah, we did.

Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man.

I'm done playing your game, Antwan.

Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car.

We've been over this.

Iron Man's Real. Iron Man's Real Names

Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.

Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people.

We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change.

Go ahead, Chris. Follow her.

People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow.

Boot Molotovgirl now.

Keys! I need your help!

- Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going!

Good fucking morning, Goldie.

What is happening?

Somewhere out there is the author.

You have no idea how long I've waited for this.

- Have you been? - Yes.

Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is.

Takia Waiti Out

Keys, I need you to focus.

Can you please just let me go?

Then I saw you.

Look, I don't have long.

I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can, but her account's spoofed.

Look, you may have started out living in the background, but so did I.

but he forgot to scrub the reflections.

I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing?

But Millie's got a real instinct for these things.

I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish,

Officer Johnny!

There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!

Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game

you get some coffee, then you come to work.

Millie, we have to celebrate!

- "what-what" for my followers, Guy? - What?

Just look at the trace log I sent you.

And not just the face, you know, like, the whole thing.

Wow, you are a special kind of noob.

I think it's going really well.

Security! Kick this punk out.

Things that-- Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there.

There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns,

Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people.

Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel?

So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation.

of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City.

- can you just stop saying it like that? - And then you thought that would be--

There you go. You got it. Yeah.

For starters, you can put your arms down.

I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane.

Okay. Good day to you.

No, I can't say that. It's not--

Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate.

- I am-- I'm so confused... - Why is it so hot?

Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding.

Like, maybe people can be whatever they want.

Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.

- Really? - Really.

Seriously, man.

and the evidence that I need is in the game.

RYAN REYNOLDS AS OLAF BUTLER

They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan.