Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So the entire world is a game?

It's just a glitch, man.

The next minute, I'm like in some type of flyin'

When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings.

I mean, when you put it on there,

he can never be the same.

I've been scared my whole damn life.

- Uh-huh. - Yeah?

Go get 'em, Guy!

That's it. Come on, quicker.

I felt pretty alive.

Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach,

And now he's lying about it

Until it crushes your soul.

Oh, my God, if they see this--

- Code. - Code?

and I work at the bank.

We did it. Everything that we wanted to create, it actually happened.

Right? And even if I'm not real, this moment is.

But it's all good with me if I don't have to pay you more.

All yours. Just put down the axe.

Looks like rain.

Why would anyone do that?

Perfect. All right, so what's happening is...

But yet his hands are so soft.

- Experience, guns... - Yeah.

I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?

You're what we call an NPC.

that glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it.

Oh, Free City? Ah. No.

I'm never gonna die!

Antwan, we're already way behind porting over the skins from Free City 1.

so I say things like an idiot sometimes.

What? I haven't had time to think one up yet.

You heard about the asshole running around in the game

Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care

- Code. - Code, yeah.

I just miss my best friend.

I love banana cream sandwiches.

POV: When you're too busy bragging to notice the one that got away

Are we talking about God? You've met God?

Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it?

Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh?

Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up.

What if we can change it?

Okay. Okay. Fine.

But, seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience?

Time's up, bank teller!

Who's Gonna Be The New One Kick-Ass, Red-Mist, Hit-Girl and Big Daddy, No One Else

Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter?

Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work.

It's on you now. Everybody's watching.

They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town.

- I'm sorry, what? - You gotta kill me. Please kill me.

me when people criticize the new cat's eye anime trailer

And Free City, it may be popular but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.

he'd been waiting for his whole life.

Free. What you said. Yeah.

If we can find our original build in the game,

That's what you get. That's what everyone gets.

Welcome to the conversation, genius.

Coming soon... Free City 2!

Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.

Yes, there he is.

And then I saw you.

That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable.

We don't mess with the sunglasses people.

- What? - Seriously.

...but even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.

He's also a really cute guy.

All I need from you is to get me in there.

You're gonna see.

where characters would grow and change and feel real...

In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good.

We don't have police, military, no nothing.

- What? What is it? - Oh!

And I knew I was right. I was right!

Hold up. You want me to boot all the players?

Please, Guy, you're all I've got.

Just forget about that for one second.

Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings?

Except he wore a shirt. And could complete a full sentence.

And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes.

- He's not kidding. - I'm not.

Okay, bring it.

Show the whole world our build. That's the proof.

If I'd put out your dumb game, it would have bombed.

He's lying. He lied about using our code,

Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?

Now, I've gotta ask.

showing a walkthrough I did to get to the secret level.

Come to collect those knives you stabbed in my back, bro?

You think I'm crazy, don't you?

What about corpses, Millie?

What am I looking at?

Tune in to the Kill Cam

Officer Johnny!

Because you have got to meet him, Keys.

Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy...

wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment

with numerous reports of bugs in the code and lagging online play.

Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man.

Has it ever occurred to you that some things matter more than numbers?

What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent?

- Oh. - Coffee?

Go be the good guy.