Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Barcalounger can go here.

how about I move in with you?

I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me. You're my hero.

I figured it'd be more interesting to have a female roommate.

-Kitten? -Sorry!

How'd you wind up there?

I was just clearing some space for your stuff.

A text contract is binding in the states of PA and NJ!

We're just two friends who happen to be roommates.

and you'll be telling her, "Oh, that's okay. You'll find someone."

I'm just glad I could help you out.

What's all this about you guys fighting?

What? It doesn't mean I have feelings for Rachel.

"Come back later. I'm getting lucky."

Maybe you're right.

Phoebe, I have to ask you..