Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What, you don't like to fuck in small places that smell like shit?

So, Jay, my son tells me you do magic.

[both] Like a Kennedy because their family was cursed.

I'm just a loose, empty foreskin with, ta-da, no coin inside. You win.

Do you think you two can be civil with each other for once? For me?

so I think he's ready if you are.

Maybe we could try again in four years.

Nick, remember where it was.

It--it was bad?

We try new position. Go for the lift!

Uh, kissy. Ki-kissy touchy. Oh, shit! Uh, kissy touchy wee-wee?

See, you get it.

Closed Mouths Dont Get Fed

What were you thinking?

Bye, Mrs. Birch!

Really? I had no idea.

I want you to sit on me with no pants, like one of my college students.

-Yeah! -Cute picture, by the way.

I hate Mondays!

[Maury] So the recipe calls for Monterey Jack,

I'm so grateful that you were able to find it and…

And I didn't want to be the one to tell you,

Okay, tips up. Here we are!

Matthew, if you let him go, I quit.

You are out of shape.

Oh, yeah? You want to go ice skating with me?

[stammers] Wait, will I see you tomorrow?

So we're on a bed in the midst of a rare diarrhea pause.

Val, you're a very sweet boy,

-[exciting music plays] -Whoa! [grunting] Ooh!

Okay. Did he or did he not use your credit card

I couldn't even tell my boyfriend why I really broke up with him.

You don't call a female doctor a "doctress."

[rumbling, rattling]

I "do it under your roof" was total bullshit!

Thanks, Mom and Dad, for making this so easy!

Well, if that would give you pleasure, then I am ATV.

Oh, please. I didn't make you do shit.