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Oh, yeah! The vagina is kind of like a door.
I don't know, Elliot.
I can't anymore with this tube sock. I can't!
But, like, in a totally hilarious way
-You guys should try the cuddly duckling. -[giggles]
-Goodbye, Bernie Sanders. -[kisses]
No, no, no!
Okay, I get it. I've heard you.
What you're skiing on here is a hill of icy dog shit.
Yeah, it's a panties burrito. It's an easy weeknight meal.
I heard that Skumpy girl absolutely annihilated him.
Leah, did you remember to bring your skates?
[crickets chirping]
-Now go! -[sighs] Goodbye, Andrew.
Well, yeah, right now your whole vibe kind of sucks.
-Uncut. -[growls] Uh-huh.
-That's what I was gonna say. -Jinx!
But I don't call my dentist a "dentress."
[chuckles] What do you want to do?
unless they asked me if I could possibly love them more.
Have a good trip!
-You die when I say you die. -[grunts] Ooph!
Yeah, and he's all cleaned up like some Matthew-ass bitch.
No, because I'm gonna ATP.
It seems early for Leah to be bringing a boyfriend on a trip.
-If Leah's ready, we're ready. -Ugh.
I'm not sure I can "adore the vagina" as good as your dad does.
Yeah, fuck our futon like we're a couple of cuck-roaches. [laughs]
into the snow like a white wallet.
[scoffs] So I just say it?
You guys are teenagers.
and a closed pussy don't get licked.