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-That's what I was gonna say. -Jinx!
I'm not sure I can "adore the vagina" as good as your dad does.
I can't anymore with this tube sock. I can't!
[chuckles] What do you want to do?
-You die when I say you die. -[grunts] Ooph!
What you're skiing on here is a hill of icy dog shit.
It seems early for Leah to be bringing a boyfriend on a trip.
and a closed pussy don't get licked.
But, like, in a totally hilarious way
Well, yeah, right now your whole vibe kind of sucks.
Yeah, it's a panties burrito. It's an easy weeknight meal.
[crickets chirping]
No, because I'm gonna ATP.
-If Leah's ready, we're ready. -Ugh.
Leah, did you remember to bring your skates?
No, no, no!
Yeah, fuck our futon like we're a couple of cuck-roaches. [laughs]
I heard that Skumpy girl absolutely annihilated him.
I don't know, Elliot.
Oh, yeah! The vagina is kind of like a door.
Okay, I get it. I've heard you.
into the snow like a white wallet.
-You guys should try the cuddly duckling. -[giggles]
Have a good trip!
[scoffs] So I just say it?
Yeah, and he's all cleaned up like some Matthew-ass bitch.
-Uncut. -[growls] Uh-huh.
You guys are teenagers.
unless they asked me if I could possibly love them more.
-Goodbye, Bernie Sanders. -[kisses]
-Now go! -[sighs] Goodbye, Andrew.
But I don't call my dentist a "dentress."
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