Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You need to show those cum junkies you are not a baby.
And now you can't even ski?
-[birds chirping] -[Nick] Ugh, Christmas sucked!
[sighs] I just don't know if I'm ready.
-Maury, what do I want to do? -Uh, let me think.
Yeah, yeah, but first, you gotta do something for me.
I don't know.
Connie LaCienega, what the heck are you doing here?
It wasn't, and I would, I--I think.
-Really? Oh, does that feel okay? -Mmm. Yeah. It feels kind of great.
but keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth.
It'll just be you, me, and these two fucking Garbage Pail Kids.
Come on! Get on the fucking chair!
You got the worst presents!
Like my sister Connie says, sex is supposed to be savored,
-[kissing, chuckles] -Mmm.
And meanwhile, you're stuck here with Dork Vader.
I'll choke myself to the edge of death.
-What do big boys do? -[dramatic sting]
Yeah, I know, let me just put on my "ice knives".
-Huh. -And I want that for you.
Well, joke's on you, lady.
Aw, that's very sweet, but chop-chop, kissy touchy wee-wee! Come on.
You're just learning,
She's been obsessed with it ever since I took her to see Broad City on Ice.
I bet you want to, like, throttle me right now.
[in Russian accent] That's right, my little vodka potato.
just to prove your mom wrong!
It was pleasurable. I mean, I had fun. I think she did.
Later, losers!
What? I didn't know you had a sister.
and honestly, I'm a little nervous about it too!
Are you sixty-nining each other under there?
Why are you so mad at Dad?
You don't love me anymore. You want a divorce? That's fine.
-[giggles] -I bet that filthy Bilzerian has HPV.
Can I please adore the vagina now?
You're my daughter, and if you're going to have sex,
Also, I'm excited to go on a big fancy airplane
No offense, Matthew, but I'm not worthy of a gay makeover montage.