Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Connie, the dude is a deadbeat!
-[coughs] Bernie, are you there? -[groans]
And I for one can't wait to break my daddy hymen. Boop.
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
And I don't even think I want to do it again.
[gasps]
Yeah, sex.
It's not like your ATV got stolen or something.
Smell it, smell the fucking wallet.
It's time to feel the Bern!
whereas I prefer hormone "monster,"
["Changes" by Charles Bradley plays]
[Bernie] Oh, have you ever seen Nights in Rodanthe?
Whoa, kinky!
Oh! You're in.
Oh, I wish I could, Mrs. Matthew,
because that is who we are.
We are gonna let Val fuck our Leah, and Leah fuck our Val,
I think I'll just go stand barefoot in the snow, but thanks.
-Aw. -I think I actually wanna help him?
Val, you're dating Diane's daughter,
like a precious little ravioli.
Andrew? This trip is fucking trash.
Stepsister stuff, stepmom stuff, stepfather stuff.
Andrew found a snow bunny?
Nicholas! What is wrong with you?
-[groans] -[sighs]
[rope rasping]
I will make my way back to New York by following the sun in reverse.
I don't know.
Oh, my God, you found my wallet that's the same color as the snow!
We came out sixty-nining.
that I am a registered 'sex offender' for doing revenge porn."
Wait, what? Why are you saying all this shit?
That's hot, right?
My rights are being trampled.
Maybe you'll like nipple play, or mutual masturbation.
should we try skating again?
Maybe it will be good. All right.
It can't be. Who's ever gone 48 hours without having diarrhea?
-No! -[window shatters]
all by their own selves.
Oh, hello, Bonstance.