Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'd fuck him if you got to know him.

Speak from the heart, about your pussy.

When we became parents, we took a test, and that test came back sex-positive.

I-- Oh, and there he is now!

Do you guys have a place in mind for your dad,

-You wanna try again? -[chuckles] I think I do.

Her! She's going door-to-door telling everybody.

at a garbage-ass luxury resort with my garbage-ass family.

Whoa, whoa. Nicky, where do you think you're going?

I don't want a divorce, Elliot,

Why would you tell Leah she and Val could have their own room?

-I'm-- -Andrew?

You guys, holy shit! There's a phone in the bathroom.

then maybe you're not ready to be having it.

-[giggles] Oh! -[giggles] Oh! I went over a pine cone!

Well, it probably won't be the last thing I do.

Ooh! Let's go join the mile high club!

You're confident and tough.

I mean, everyone knows the first time sucks anyway.

You can go in and you can go out.

Oh, we're dropping things?

[crying] 'Cause I'm not a magician anymore.

And I'm having trouble with it, okay, Leah?

-Abraca-dumpster. [sighs] -[gruff voice] Hey, kid, I like tricks.

It was pokey and fast and chaos.

Well, if you're not ready to talk about sex,

I'm not taking advantage of him, it's too sad.

[munching] - I’m about to put the mayo

But Andrew Birch is gonna shralp this pow-pow.

Damn straight! Let's hate fuck this mountain.

Alas, like the war on drugs,

-Well, see you later, everybody. -Whoa, whoa. Where are you two going?

When your family doesn't approve of your Wife's boyfriend

-[chuckles] Hi, I'm Bernadette. -Hi!

-[munching] -And I'm about to put the mayo

-Where you pay out the ass. -[both chuckle]

[chuckling] Wow!

Jay, he wasn't you.

-Well, I'm sexually aggressive. -[chuckles]