Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know, but you need to let me have my feelings about it!
[chuckles] I mean sex, Val.
What do you call your dental hygienist?
[chuckles] Look at you. You look like a chipmunk going to a job interview.
Oh, my God, this is it!
Just like your sister and her bubble baths.
-More like, "Dat bitch life." -Oh, no, my wallet! My white wallet!
Well, I hold myself to a higher standard than Connie.
I'm sleeping in the woods. Peace, losers.
Oh, my God, both of you stop it! What the…
-He needs surgery. -No, no, no.
What if we go down the mountain on our crevasses together?
-[groans loudly] -[dramatic classical music plays]
It wasn't my fault!
-Check it out! I'm inside your sister! -[moans]
Me neither. My mom was right. I'm gonna break my neck…
Yeah! Like pancakes without syrup.
And, Jay, you've got that funk that makes my junk wanna spunk.
I'll let you dazzle me.
Tooth barber's little helper.
For example, she refers to herself as a hormone "monstress,"
I think it's nice that it was both of our first times.
Yeah, let's go!
-[Rick] But I love lasagna! -[rumbling]
-Okay, how's that? -Good. We can go a little faster.
[cries] Maybe I should just jump and disappear
I never tried ceviche,
Uh-oh, Bernie and I own a big, fat hotel there.
-Uh, to our room? -I thought Val was sleeping with Judd.
-Okay, that hurts a little… -¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
Yeah. And I don't know, maybe you should try listening to Diane.
Holy shit, my boiled dick is so hard right now.
[Nick] Oh, my God!
-But this isn't you. -Isn't it?
Sex should be a mutually pleasurable activity.
You're fucking right I am.
We're the Birches. We're sexually progressive.
it was my first time.
Thanks for letting Jay stay here while he gets over his girlfriend.