Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, shit, we talking about virginity?
Your selfishness ruined our family vacation.
-Well, of course. -I'm a huge Richard Gere fan.
Oh, you know, just regular stuff.
Why does your wife being mad at you make you so sad?
-Ow! -Hey, are you okay?
Wait, babe, since we're, like, talking now and stuff,
Your pussy-eating sister aside, it's probably not gonna be good, right?
I broke the sacred code!
As long as there are no humps and I can sit down, I should be okay.
And the clitoris is the doorbell. Ding-dong! I love you!
You're going to kill yourself.
You're all alone, and this game is gonna last another two and a half hours!
from my heaving buttocks?
-Oh, my God! -Yes.
Ugh! And you know Mom and Dad aren't gonna let Val sleep in my room at home, fucker!
Oh, yes. I've seen your father's law commercials,
So Valtrex Giuliani Bilzerian, what, uh, arouses you?
Ooh, quick consent to mash your mouth with mine?
[grunting, moaning]
-I like that you're unhinged. -Yeah!
"Don't go in if you've had diarrhea in the last 48 hours,"
Well, Nicky, you broke your leg and our trust.
Those assholes! They can't tell me what to do.
You don't know how to ring my daughter's doorbell? Oh, Val.
I don't want to play anymore!
Or having your toes counted out loud!
I'm gonna go check movie times in the bathroom.
You're such a spoiled little baby!
[scoffs] Bitch! I hated you first!
I'm gonna lose my virginity to Val Bilzerian.
[munching]- And I’m about to put the mayo!
Um, I think what I would like is for you to go down on me.
in a LaCienega sandwich.
-Let's chicken his Kiev. -Whoa…
You know what, Maury? I can do this.
Do I look like a Republican congressman in an airport bathroom?
Um, yeah, it's okay.
Why are you here? Who even are you?
Leah's ready to have sex when Leah says she's ready to have sex
and my dad's big balls got caught in his zipper.
You struggle with stairs, and you have a hard time pouring milk.
Ask if she'll put it back up.