Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your pussy-eating sister aside, it's probably not gonna be good, right?
[grunting, moaning]
Do I look like a Republican congressman in an airport bathroom?
You're such a spoiled little baby!
Ugh! And you know Mom and Dad aren't gonna let Val sleep in my room at home, fucker!
Oh, you know, just regular stuff.
Ask if she'll put it back up.
Oh, yes. I've seen your father's law commercials,
-Let's chicken his Kiev. -Whoa…
Or having your toes counted out loud!
Why are you here? Who even are you?
Ooh, quick consent to mash your mouth with mine?
[scoffs] Bitch! I hated you first!
Your selfishness ruined our family vacation.
-Oh, my God! -Yes.
I'm gonna go check movie times in the bathroom.
Um, I think what I would like is for you to go down on me.
As long as there are no humps and I can sit down, I should be okay.
Why does your wife being mad at you make you so sad?
You don't know how to ring my daughter's doorbell? Oh, Val.
[munching]- And I’m about to put the mayo!
-Well, of course. -I'm a huge Richard Gere fan.
I broke the sacred code!
Um, yeah, it's okay.
Well, Nicky, you broke your leg and our trust.
-I like that you're unhinged. -Yeah!
Those assholes! They can't tell me what to do.
Wait, babe, since we're, like, talking now and stuff,
Oh, shit, we talking about virginity?
You're going to kill yourself.
You know what, Maury? I can do this.
-Ow! -Hey, are you okay?
Leah's ready to have sex when Leah says she's ready to have sex
in a LaCienega sandwich.
I don't want to play anymore!
So Valtrex Giuliani Bilzerian, what, uh, arouses you?
You're all alone, and this game is gonna last another two and a half hours!
from my heaving buttocks?
"Don't go in if you've had diarrhea in the last 48 hours,"
and my dad's big balls got caught in his zipper.
And the clitoris is the doorbell. Ding-dong! I love you!
You struggle with stairs, and you have a hard time pouring milk.
I'm gonna lose my virginity to Val Bilzerian.