Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I'm just going to do it. Right, Bonnie?

-[door chime jingles] -"Hello! My name is Lola Skumpy.

Ooh! I like that your mustache smells like mustard.

Can you ski a black diamond?

I don't know if she did.

Kinda like how Val was having trouble holding onto his yogurt!

[Jay] All right.

and he had all that tomato juice.

Hi, Nick! I'd get up and shake your hand, but I'm holding in a fart.

-[sighs] That was kind of okay. -[pants, sighs]

I'm having sex for the third time in 12 hours!

-[crying] -I know it's hard,

You mean, adore the penis?

No offense taken, Jay, because I'm just gonna hose you down in my driveway.

Well, you probably want me to get lost.

-Unwashed. -So dirty.

[moans] Okay. Now that you've Zambonied the ice,

We should start with simple move.

[exhales] You know, Jay, you don't have to leave.

Sure, but I'd rather have sex.

Boobs. On a girl. And she was gonna touch mine!

And if you're using the hot tub, I can come back.

-I want to touch your boob. -[grunting] Connie?

Without consulting me?

It's all anyone my age group is talking about.

Diane Keaton Birch.

but do you know how sexy you are when you're honest with me?

-[air hissing] -Do my parents not even care

-Fire! -[booms]

but there are actual mountains out west.

Wow, dick move. Got to admire it.

But what I'd be into right now is "pleasuring you" stuff.

A closed mouth don't get fed,

All I ask is 100% custody of you.