Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Boobs. On a girl. And she was gonna touch mine!

All I ask is 100% custody of you.

I'm having sex for the third time in 12 hours!

but do you know how sexy you are when you're honest with me?

A closed mouth don't get fed,

-Unwashed. -So dirty.

Diane Keaton Birch.

But what I'd be into right now is "pleasuring you" stuff.

and he had all that tomato juice.

Hi, Nick! I'd get up and shake your hand, but I'm holding in a fart.

Ooh! I like that your mustache smells like mustard.

Sure, but I'd rather have sex.

-I want to touch your boob. -[grunting] Connie?

-[crying] -I know it's hard,

Without consulting me?

We should start with simple move.

You mean, adore the penis?

-[sighs] That was kind of okay. -[pants, sighs]

[Jay] All right.

[moans] Okay. Now that you've Zambonied the ice,

I don't know if she did.

Kinda like how Val was having trouble holding onto his yogurt!

[exhales] You know, Jay, you don't have to leave.

-[door chime jingles] -"Hello! My name is Lola Skumpy.

Can you ski a black diamond?

Well, you probably want me to get lost.

but there are actual mountains out west.

It's all anyone my age group is talking about.

No offense taken, Jay, because I'm just gonna hose you down in my driveway.

-Fire! -[booms]

Yeah, I'm just going to do it. Right, Bonnie?

Wow, dick move. Got to admire it.

-[air hissing] -Do my parents not even care

And if you're using the hot tub, I can come back.