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Manny!
Which you accepted.
So, that's what parents are for.
Every once in a while, you say that thing about the twig...
Come on. Let's join the party.
Maybe, um... Maybe I'm just putting myself in your place.
- We should add a... - No. It's my mom's recipe.
Don't even try. I have that pottery class in the morning.
English - US - SDH
No. She ruined her Mother's Day.
Okay, scratch the balloons. She is in a mood.
- Mm. Mm. - You're the perfect kid in every way.
You can't bitch all day because you're not at the beach all day!
This recipe for the perfect mom, by Jay Francis Pritchett, age nine.
they happened to be all lined up...
Please, forgive me.
- No one's going to ask you to... Cameron, get on up here!
Cam, no. We're just a new type of family.
Oh, God, he looks old.
- Can I throw a ball?
Oh, yeah, yeah. - Okay, tighten up. Tighten up.
Hey! Hey, what's this?
- But I feel... - Don't feel.
- Geez. - I know.
Manny, Claire was feeling bad...
- What? - You cried for your mommy.
- I'm getting dust in my mouth.
- That can't be the first time you've heard that. - No.