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This recipe for the perfect mom, by Jay Francis Pritchett, age nine.
English - US - SDH
Oh, yeah, yeah. - Okay, tighten up. Tighten up.
Don't even try. I have that pottery class in the morning.
Maybe, um... Maybe I'm just putting myself in your place.
Please, forgive me.
- That can't be the first time you've heard that. - No.
they happened to be all lined up...
Come on. Let's join the party.
Every once in a while, you say that thing about the twig...
- Can I throw a ball?
Oh, God, he looks old.
Which you accepted.
You can't bitch all day because you're not at the beach all day!
No. She ruined her Mother's Day.
- Mm. Mm. - You're the perfect kid in every way.
Cam, no. We're just a new type of family.
- We should add a... - No. It's my mom's recipe.
- Geez. - I know.
- I'm getting dust in my mouth.
Hey! Hey, what's this?
Okay, scratch the balloons. She is in a mood.
- No one's going to ask you to... Cameron, get on up here!
Manny!
Manny, Claire was feeling bad...
- But I feel... - Don't feel.
So, that's what parents are for.
- What? - You cried for your mommy.