Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's overload city. I've completely reprogrammed my brain.

It's killing me.

I don't wanna go.

One step closer and I'll shove this up your arse.

When you're ex wants you back

'Drop it or I'll slit your mother's throat in her sleep.'

Just shut up, Evan.

in case there are any problems.

Go long. Go on. Right in the backyard.

Some dude left a message for you.

believed to have been caused by an unknown quantity of dynamite.

Hurry up. I want a quickie before school.

You know what to do.

Anything. A journal.

and you're the only one that can give it to me.

Is Tommy with you guys? No. It's cool.

Oh my God, what did you do?

right in front of the frat house?

maybe my father wasn't as crazy as everyone thought.

What the hell happened? Where are we?

Nothing can hurt you.

Frankly, I'm too tired to prove it to you...

He saved Mrs. Halpern?

do you think that it might have worked?

Watch your step.

Hi, Evan, this is Professor Carter.

You either join a gang or you're dead.

Nice work, Daddy. Who are you?

You ever notice Kayleigh's smile? I love her smile.

it was so beautiful. It was gorgeous.

There's no fucking way on this planet...

Don't do this, I'm begging you.

Idiots. I mean it, woman. Get the hell back.

You know what, give me the Greek alphabet. Give it to me.

All they do is make you feel like shit.

Evan. Oh my God.

That is the plan, isn't it?

I have to concentrate if I wanna destroy the blockbuster.

You're gonna kill him. He's a fuckin' maniac.

I know people always say that,

Not a bad piece of arse if I say so myself.

And then when I was pregnant with you.

What'd you see? What'd it look like?

What's up, man?

suck your dick now...

I'm sorry, she just hit a nerve.

...I might be able to save her.'

Did she cradle the balls and work the shaf

and so are you.

They're keeping him overnight for observation.

you... know that?

Well look, the reason I came back to town...

What about the journals?

Come on, let's get him out of here. I'm so sorry.

I've kind of thought of you as my miracle baby ever since.

... SHUT UP FAGGOT

How did I get here?

And relax. And relax.

It'll look more like a dungeon down there.

You killed Crockett.

“Lebron es el mejor jugador OAT”

Hey, don't even bother about a belt.

I think he had it like the first day...

Do you think that we'll be together forever?

Fuck, Lenny, come on.

Just get out, did ya?

It's time for you to do what I tell you to do.

You don't want me to see Kayleigh ever again, fine.

Now's the only time. Today you get a chance to redeem yourself,

What about Kayleigh?

Can we get through one damn day...

That's like an act.

One, you're feeling awake. Two, your eyes are not feeling as heavy.

and he's crazy.

Yeah, that's the plan.

For an extra five bucks she'll spit in your face, Mum.

Yes, Evan, tell me about the car.

I was praying this curse would have ended with me.

Look, it was a long time ago.

You make one peep and I swear it'll be your last, motherfucker.

Evan, Evan, guess what? Dad got a new video camera...

That's where the memories are stored.

You are such a goof us.

Lenny likes Pop Tarts.