Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'd better not bitch up, man.

Just imagine what you want to be.

Robin Hood has just married Maid Marian...

that you would want to hear?

Evan comes in for a quick visit,

and place your bluebooks on my desk before you leave.

I was just somewhere else.

If I knew you were coming.

Hey. Back off, fuckbag.

I can't even fucking kill myself.

I want to do something special for Kayleigh tomorrow night.

'Cause I missed you.

Kayleigh and Tommy.

He's not going to hurt you, okay?

'If anyone finds this,

it reminds you of your stepsister?

Straighten me out a bit.

That's why when I was little, I never went to live with my mother.

Bababab Abababab

Weirder than this?

There never were.

When... when my folks split up,

I've been looking all over for you, man.

Wrong answer, fuckbag.

So, which one of you has the pet worm?

Today I get to meet my father.

The damage is irreparable.

and save Mrs. Halpern and her baby?

In the next 30 seconds, you're going to open up one of two doors.

Buddy, I thought it would be okay what with you being sick and all.

And I'll tell Child Protective Services...

I just don't know what to do with him.

You right there, faggot.

I never thought you would.

Shut up, faggot

I've got no choice but to commit you to Sunnyvale Institution...

'I never wanted to be in the movie, anyway.

I'll get killed. Not necessarily.

my mum would've never started smoking in the first place.

'Cause I think Jesus sent me to your cell for a reason.

You can smell that all the way to the bathroom.

Maybe next time you'll pop up in some mansion...

that you wouldn't believe me,

Would you rather be shit on my dick Or blood on my knife

So, take off your clothes, Kayleigh.

Wake up, please. Wake up.

They're mine...

You want a beer? Yeah.

About that essay I missed last week,

Why, what'd you do, ace another midterm?

I hope you know how much you upset Lenny.

I'll send you a postcard when I made everything perfect again.

You're going to see the back of my fist in about two seconds...

Maybe one of the frat guys has got a gun.

It must end with me.

I was a bit concerned. Call me to schedule a make-up.

we commend to almighty God, our brother Jason.

and with a little luck,

Sorry, occupational humour.

Remember, it's only a movie. You are completely safe.

Fight it, Evan, hurry.

Talk to him about it. He's got the fetish.

Plah, it took a lot longer to spit out than to imagine.

You're not going to hide them from me. I want them.

A careful dose of sedatives for Jason, some security.

I guess I can spare 10 minutes for an old friend, right?

You're so lucky.

Please. The twisted fuck.

and he used to eat like that.

I know that, but...

But I'm not so bad, am I?

Shut up, faggot.

Hey, what did I tell you?

It wasn't me...