Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Including jokes.
Don't worry, Jack.
But you're too good to make a sacrifice yourself.
He moved out.
He's gone.
You made a promise to Masi Oka.
A gay, hipster cop.
Sit down and tell me everything
We have a gentleman's agreement.
They're still sprinkled with morning dew, Kenneth.
Oh, my God, I'm Brian.
what's the plan?
After the deposition, Kathy Geiss' lawyer
And N.B. C...
Well, I'm glad I'm doing this.
Tracy?
Oh, Jack, you don't mean that.
Is that bad?
I need a baby girl.
about Don Geiss this week.
Sorry, I forgot you'd be home now, Brian!
Very, very glad.
Do you ever regret having children?
You lied to me, Bill Cosby!
Is that a working fireplace?
Now this is an audit, so don’t eat anything before you come in Because I’ll have a big breakfast waiting for you
flavored toaster cheesecakes?
This shirt started out white.
A one is for something personal
and not upstairs gossiping on the phone.
You know, there's an old African proverb that I made up.
Don't get angry and jealous even though Brian
Oh, just getting my computer.
And if I fail, I'm going to take a bunch of pills,
That's how you apologize?
Oh, no, sorry.
What?
What?
I mean, having a family is also the best thing a man could...