Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"A" is for awesome.

make duplexes for their imaginary children

Hey, how did everything go with Dotcom?

I need a baby girl!

Kenneth, I once took a low volume shower with Ed Begley Jr.

What's this boyfriend's name?

It smells like burger king all day and cinnabon all night

He never wastes water by doing his laundry.

I don't know, I'll just figure something out, I guess.

"If you want to go quickly, go alone.

Good for you, sir.

If a patient's friend runs into the operating room

because The Cosby Show lied to me

Kenneth, I'm doing my Kegels right now, what is it?

Ugh, what do you know about this?

Why don't you read it to me?

and a replica of the Irish pub where my grandmother was born.

I didn't know anyone was here.

My Spell Is Getting Stronger Every Day

The American dream

And they're trying to drive the renters out?

Tracy Jr. made you an acrostic.

Honey, you don't need to tell me how much Matt Walsh sucks.

I can't shut the flue, so the apartment smells like

The Geiss name used to be synonymous

Let me show you the bedroom.

I only have boys.

Hey, do you have a minute?

Manhattan real estate... No rules, right?

taking things out of context.

Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.

"Oh, no, Rudy and I are making a sandwich for 25 minutes."