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"Dear Ted, Robin is the perfect girl for you.
I hope you like sushi.
- I'm considering it. - You're considering it?
- Well, she gots to go. - What?
It's like spooning with a Hindu deity, Ganesh!
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, God. Guys, what are you doing?
- Hey. - Hey, Ted, your calligraphy teacher called.
who can do that position since Robin.
- We got to get rid of that guy. - Yeah.
Like I said, just let me think about it.
carefully orchestrated it that way on purpose.
And I wanna see where it goes.
Hey, Robin, it's Barn Door. Guess what? I'm open.
I think it's kind of weird that I haven't met him yet.
I don't think human beings were ever meant to sleep in the same bed.
I guess im just a hopeless romantic
"You need someone who wants to settle down,
Stupid rule.
- Just like you are. - You are not over her.
Are you trying to kick me out because of the milk thing?
You dated Ted, too?
Where's...
I'm gonna get out of here before we do something we regret.
- Appletini for the gentleman. - Thank you.
- Still not gay. - Sorry.
At least for a while.