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IT'S LIKE BEATING YOUR HEAD AGAINST A WALL WITH SPIKES.

YOU WERE SMART.

I AM NO HOLOGRAM.

OKAY. SO MARIAH CAREY'S OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS,

I HAVE A LOT OF STUFF TO DO.

WELL, WHAT THE HELL IS "SIT" GOOD FOR?

I CAME AS QUICKLY AS I -- OW!

I'D LIKE TO SAY NOTHING. NOTHING?

IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT.

RANGING FROM THE CLASSICS -- "WUTHERING HEIGHTS" --

I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA SAY TO MY PARENTS ABOUT US.

WELL, HELLO. ARE WE TOO LATE?

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IF ALL OF THESE THINGS APPEAL TO YOU,

WORDS SHOULD SOUND RIGHT TO BE RIGHT.

AND SHE SAID, "GOOD," AND THEN HE GAVE HER THE JOB.

AND SINCE THIS IS A FUNCTION YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE ATTENDING,

NO, IT'S FROM THE JACUZZI BATH.

NO, YOU KNOW, WE LIKE EACH OTHER, WE'RE DATING --

EVEN FOR THE "FREAK," THANK YOU.

NOW THAT YOU'VE TOLD ME HOW YOU FEEL,

SO I TOSS AND I TURN LIKE A CRAZY PERSON,

IT'S BETTER THAN TOBLERONE.

YES. WHY WOULDN'T I BE?

OKAY! OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

NOW, WHO CAN THAT BE? IT'S PROBABLY JASON.

I AM PROFESSOR FLEMING.

HE WANTS TO REPLACE ME.

WELL, THERE THEY ARE. WELL, TOUR'S OVER.

I WILL NEVER LET THIS GO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH! GOD! RORY! ANNOUNCE YOURSELF!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE CELIBATE. NOT BY CHOICE.

47? 47 1/2? 48?

JOINING YOU? WELL...

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN A LESSON.

SHE THINKS THAT BABE CAN REALLY TALK.

SO I OFFERED TO WATCH IT FOR HER.

SHE CALLED ME FROM THE SLOPES,

THERE WASN'T MUCH ELSE TO DO.

Dorrie: THE HOUSE WAS BUILT IN 1906 BY STANFORD WHITE.

I WASN'T, SO I BECAME ONE. THE PAPERWORK TOOK WEEKS.

SHE CLEANED THE MENUS WITHOUT BEING ASKED.

I CAN TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT.

FONZIE USED THE BATHROOM AS HIS OFFICE.

I'M SUPPOSED TO THINK SHE'S STILL WITH JAMIE, WHICH SHE'S NOT.

I KNOW IT'S TRICKY TO KEEP THIS A SECRET,

DO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW NIGHT?

THEN YOU ARE IN FOR AN INTERESTING SEMESTER.

AS NATURAL AS CULS-DE-SAC.

LIKE VELVEETA OR PLUTONIUM.

YOU CAN'T TAKE THE TOUR WITHOUT A TICKET.

APPARENTLY, THE BIG GAME WAS BIG FOR EVERYONE.

WHERE ARE THE ROOMSMATE?

A LOVELY GROUP OF PEOPLE, EXCEPT FOR -- EMILY!

JUST A LITTLE LAPSING OOLONG, PLEASE.

I SHOULD FIND SOMETHING TO DO.

AND I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO HER ALL NIGHT.

I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THEM FOR BREAKFAST.

EXCUSE ME, DORRIE, THIS IS MY DAUGHTER.

I SHOULD PROBABLY GO HOME ANYHOW.

WILL YOU BE HERE WHEN I GET BACK?

AND YET HERE YOU ARE WEARING YOUR SUPER-LOW-CUT JEANS

IT'S A MUCH-BELOVED TRADITION THAT FOR ONE NIGHT, ALL NIGHT,

I THOUGHT WE'D SAY THAT WE'RE HAVING

TALK TO ME ABOUT JASON.

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN ABOUT KEEPING SECRETS.

AND YOU'RE TAKING BARE-BUTTED WOMEN TO FUNCTIONS?

HE'S CUTE AND VERY STILL.

WELL, WHEN YOU MOVE A LITTLE TO THE LEFT,

I KNOW ALL THE BEST PLACES TO GET MY ACRYLICS FILLED.

I FOUND SOME WEBSITES I'D LIKE TO RECOMMEND TO YOU, LORELAI.

THEN SHE'D TICKLE HIS TUMMY, AND HE'D GIGGLE -- IT WAS FOUL.