Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I DO TEACH, YOU KNOW.
"HONK IF YOU LIKE UNBIASED JOURNALISM"?
MY INTERVIEW WITH ASHER FLEMING.
THE CLASS IS CONTEMPORARY POLITICAL FICTION.
AND MOM HATES HIM, SO SHE WOULD SEE IT AS SOME PERSONAL ATTACK,
I WOULD DO EVERYTHING ON TIME.
YEAH, 'CAUSE THAT SOUNDS SO NATURAL.
I LIKE JAMIE. HE'S A NICE GUY.
HI, CYRUS.
AND I CAN'T SLEEP IN THE SAME BED WITH ANOTHER PERSON.
SHE WANTED TO GET AN INTERVIEW, AND APPARENTLY, SHE GOT ONE.
WHY CAN'T WE TELL YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THIS?
EVEN IF IT ISN'T TECHNICALLY CORRECT,
MY MOTHER SAID SHE DIDN'T WEAR ANY UNDERWEAR.
SHE'S TOO GOOD.
AH, WELL...
AND NOT FOR ANY BUSINESS FOR WHICH HE WAS PAID.
WE WILL CONTINUE LOVING YOU.
ARE YOU OKAY, DOYLE?
THAT'S HOW THEY MET. WE WERE HAVING LUNCH.
AND THEN I WENT TO VISIT MY MOM.
WELL, NOTHING ELSE WAS HAPPENING.
NO, I THINK YOU'RE GOOD.
THAT'S VERY SWEET.
I'M NOT CUTTING IN.
AND THE NEW WILL BE THE ONES IN THE STUPID HATS.
AN UNFLINCHINGLY HONEST REVIEWER WHO SHOWS NO MERCY,
GOODBYE. I GOTTA GO. WHY? WHAT'S UP?
WHAT IS HIS NAME? CYRUS.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOUR PARENTS
[ SIGHS ]
YOU WANT CHEESE IN YOUR EGGS? WHY NOT?
BUY HER A CHEMISTRY SET. OR A FOOSBALL TABLE.
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? THOUGHT I'D COME BACK EARLY.
AND THEY DO NOT NEED TO BE NOTARIZED.
WE ARE NOT ACTORS!
HE LIKES THE BABY. HE HOLDS THE BABY.
Man: ALMOST DONE HERE, YOUNG LADY.
I'LL JUST STAY HERE THEN. GOOD.
YOU DO NOT INFRINGE ON PEOPLE'S LIVES.
YOU'RE SNOOZY, HUH?
SHE FILLED OUT AN APPLICATION,
IT NEVER WORKS. LET'S JUST TELL YOUR PARENTS.
NO. NO?
YOU WANT ME TO GO IN THE GUEST ROOM?
WOULD I? I LOVE MARZIPAN.
AND PARIS WENT SKIING WITH HER BOYFRIEND.
I COMPLETELY LOST TRACK OF TIME.
NO, BUT WE CAN'T JUST SAY NOTHING.
THE CHOIR'S FABULOUS, BUT THEN THERE'S THE FUNNY UNDERWEAR.
WHEN THERE WAS A LULL,
SO, YOU'RE A FULL-FLEDGED NEWSPAPERWOMAN NOW. YES, I AM.
AAH! WHAT IS THIS?!
NOTHING IS SIMPLE WHEN IT COMES TO MY PARENTS.
I ALSO HEARD YOU DIDN'T GO ALONE. NO, I DIDN'T.
THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SIGN. THERE IS A SIGN.
IT'S SO WEIRD.
DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE ENGLISH.
I HATE TIME MAGAZINE! CHERYL, I NEED TEA!
THIS IS AN EXPENSIVE SHIRT.