Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh shit, shit, shit.

been busy getting my little poopybutt in shape.

If -- If I was a robot, w-which I'm not.

Rick? You came to help!

Kyber crystals! Okay, nerd.

If you want, I can have them legally change your age.

Whoa, ho ho, you found me -- found me -- found me!

[ Sighs ] I'm President of the United Assholes.

You think I want 30 low-rent TV series with bad CGI?

Summer, c-check your Venmo.

Domo, domo. Not now, though.

God damn it, he can't see!

Let's get our "Miracle" on.

Reagan tried to destroy it.

because if you are a robot you can't say!

but when I am, I'll vote for you.

Of course it "makes the noises." That's like half the fun.

[ Energy buzzes ]

Hey, sir, sir. Have you seen any miracles?

Uh, no, I-I'm not in any hurry to get into that shit show.

Give it a minute.

This morning, a real-life version

[ Gasps ] You're -- You're a robot!

And I'm not sure he's ever coming back.

Welcome to my darkness.

Don't overreact, Morty.