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Fuck yeah! I got you.
But don't say it out loud.
[ Energy buzzes ]
I always wanted to fight with a lightsaber, but not like this.
♪♪
Let's get this thing topside.
Yep, it will be under the lightsaber in one hour
Aaaah!
[ Bell dinging ]
Anyhoo, I'm no expert but it seems we've got a --
Rick: What the hell?
He's busy. A-And I hate him.
He -- He's an incredibly crafty piece of shit.
I'm not here to play the blame game
probably run out of sub-basement by now, so, congrats.
Why you crying? Where's Rick?
because I'm obviously not a robot!
[ People screaming ]
I don't suppose you could send it up here.
Oh, for fuck's sake. Bye!
It was, but the government took it with them.
George W. added kegs to the cantina.
I-It is?
A drill ship? Awesome!
If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy an Alexa.
I think you mean with me.
like I'm our neighbor Gene or David Arquette or something.
Touch my shit and die.
I'm serious.
Ah! Money? How did you know?
Unheard of? You're quite right, Summer.
Also, you need to shower.
Holy crap!
Ah! Ohhhh!
Italian prime minister on line one.
just to get that lightsaber!
Open it, Rick! Let me do it!
I wish, Morty. It's all the places he is.
[ Inhales sharply ] Merry Christmas to me.
That's nice.
But don't forget that if I am, I have to lie