Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

not to give constant affirmation.
Ugh, Jesus.
You fucking idiot. Get out of here!
You're the nerd!
because you asked for it, Morty!
T-T-That's the rule.
Oh, fuck yes! Yes! T-That's the problem!
and churned out these irredeemable cash grabs.
You had a lightsaber?! Oh, did you want one?
I've got a million.
Merry Christmas to me! To me!
And I lost my lightsaber, and now it might destroy Earth
No, the real Rick and I have never been worse
Oh, I see someone found my "told you so" dispenser.
I-I'll become a pile of clothes like that old guy!
Ohh, Jerry, w-w-why don't you cut it?
Uh, now, Morty...
Oh, sh--
since shipping would have killed me.
if I'm programmed to deceive them,
You're 17.
You're not my grandpa. You're a fucking robot.
Rick Prime! Therapy!
Rick, I would be honored
Because when you start with a turd,
have you guys ever played "Are You a Robot?"
Yeah, well, looks like you got it back.
Well, that's stupid.
Perfectly fucking vertical.
And when that third movie got all...muppety,
The fuck you don't. It's Christmas!
Rick, you know, y-y-you've been
And last but not least,
What's your skeleton made of? Titanium!
Ha ha! Awesome!
Caaarl says the best way to get over a girl
What the fuck?
is now faster than a lightsaber.
If it does reach the core, it will blow all of you up.
No, Morty, not 10!
Oh, fuck! Just let me die!
I am also touched.