Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I lost my lightsaber, and now it might destroy Earth
Oh, I see someone found my "told you so" dispenser.
is now faster than a lightsaber.
I am also touched.
Oh, fuck! Just let me die!
You had a lightsaber?! Oh, did you want one?
Ha ha! Awesome!
not to give constant affirmation.
I-I'll become a pile of clothes like that old guy!
Perfectly fucking vertical.
and churned out these irredeemable cash grabs.
Oh, sh--
I've got a million.
No, the real Rick and I have never been worse
Rick, you know, y-y-you've been
If it does reach the core, it will blow all of you up.
Oh, fuck yes! Yes! T-That's the problem!
Well, that's stupid.
And when that third movie got all...muppety,
Caaarl says the best way to get over a girl
Ugh, Jesus.
You're 17.
Rick Prime! Therapy!
Merry Christmas to me! To me!
have you guys ever played "Are You a Robot?"
Uh, now, Morty...
No, Morty, not 10!
Yeah, well, looks like you got it back.
Rick, I would be honored
T-T-That's the rule.
You're the nerd!
What's your skeleton made of? Titanium!
And last but not least,
because you asked for it, Morty!
if I'm programmed to deceive them,
What the fuck?
You fucking idiot. Get out of here!
Because when you start with a turd,
The fuck you don't. It's Christmas!
since shipping would have killed me.
Ohh, Jerry, w-w-why don't you cut it?
You're not my grandpa. You're a fucking robot.