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What the fuck?
Well, that's stupid.
No, the real Rick and I have never been worse
You're the nerd!
Rick, I would be honored
since shipping would have killed me.
Oh, fuck! Just let me die!
Ugh, Jesus.
Oh, fuck yes! Yes! T-That's the problem!
Perfectly fucking vertical.
Rick Prime! Therapy!
if I'm programmed to deceive them,
Oh, I see someone found my "told you so" dispenser.
And last but not least,
Yeah, well, looks like you got it back.
not to give constant affirmation.
You had a lightsaber?! Oh, did you want one?
is now faster than a lightsaber.
Merry Christmas to me! To me!
I've got a million.
Because when you start with a turd,
And when that third movie got all...muppety,
Oh, sh--
You're not my grandpa. You're a fucking robot.
Rick, you know, y-y-you've been
I am also touched.
Ohh, Jerry, w-w-why don't you cut it?
The fuck you don't. It's Christmas!
and churned out these irredeemable cash grabs.
Uh, now, Morty...
And I lost my lightsaber, and now it might destroy Earth
If it does reach the core, it will blow all of you up.
No, Morty, not 10!
Caaarl says the best way to get over a girl
I-I'll become a pile of clothes like that old guy!
T-T-That's the rule.
You're 17.
You fucking idiot. Get out of here!
Ha ha! Awesome!
What's your skeleton made of? Titanium!
because you asked for it, Morty!
have you guys ever played "Are You a Robot?"