Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can't say all that crazy shit
Get up there and trick everyone into loving you more!
Ha! Put it this way, honey --
Oh, 36th Street coming too!
Who dropped a lightsaber perfectly fucking vertical?
Rick? Y-You can come out now.
in designated Jedi zones -- like the garage right now!
and I'm fucking bringing you into it
Hey, that job was to be a good grandpa,
Strike me down! I'm not striking you down.
to be 22% more thoughtful than you.
Turn me off -- not that I can be turned off
Whoo! Suck it, bitches!
Okay, I'll just turn off my brain and you can do that.
A second papaya! Another watermelon!
Put him on hold. We can pin this on the Saudis.
Right on! Me too!
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whether or not t-they're a robot.
you end with a turd.
In case this goes south, any last words, Morty?
for the Earth's core again -- I-I mean for the first time.
Guess what, numb nuts.
but yes, yes, I feel so much.
Better tend to your little toaster.
This is fun!
Well, do you know how to make an egg?
But only I saw its true value.
Elevator! Elevator!
People of Earth... Hmm, that's never good.
Way to show us how it's done, Rick.
Do I have to respond every time?
we don't know which one of you is real.
Then let's settle for the next best thing.
Who says the two of us are going?
I got this!
Star Wars rules say you have to forgive me.
so great the last couple months.
where she wasn't murdered as a child.