Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to be 22% more thoughtful than you.
Strike me down! I'm not striking you down.
A second papaya! Another watermelon!
Hey, that job was to be a good grandpa,
People of Earth... Hmm, that's never good.
Star Wars rules say you have to forgive me.
whether or not t-they're a robot.
This is fun!
You can't say all that crazy shit
Then let's settle for the next best thing.
but yes, yes, I feel so much.
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Well, do you know how to make an egg?
Ha! Put it this way, honey --
Elevator! Elevator!
But only I saw its true value.
so great the last couple months.
Right on! Me too!
where she wasn't murdered as a child.
Guess what, numb nuts.
In case this goes south, any last words, Morty?
Way to show us how it's done, Rick.
Whoo! Suck it, bitches!
Get up there and trick everyone into loving you more!
Better tend to your little toaster.
Rick? Y-You can come out now.
Who says the two of us are going?
Turn me off -- not that I can be turned off
Put him on hold. We can pin this on the Saudis.
Okay, I'll just turn off my brain and you can do that.
we don't know which one of you is real.
Do I have to respond every time?
I got this!
you end with a turd.
in designated Jedi zones -- like the garage right now!
and I'm fucking bringing you into it
for the Earth's core again -- I-I mean for the first time.
Who dropped a lightsaber perfectly fucking vertical?
Oh, 36th Street coming too!