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don't forget I have to say that --
Wow, who would have thought it had so many streets?
Unbelievable.
Whatever it is, when it hits the core,
Carter built it with his own two hands.
You know, n-no one will, except us!
All right, that's it, I'm shutting you down.
I -- I'm [Coughing] I'm coughing up oil, Morty.
I guess this is a bad time to ask for a new White House?
What the fuck Morty?!
Your journey is complete. As a nerd!
All: Aww!
Then we lean on the only asshole smart enough
P-Perfectly fucking vertical!
Where is it coming out?
Whoa. Dad. That's --
But you'll die. You're drunk.
Merry Christmas?
Y-Y-You ready to tag your old grandpa back in?
Vertisaber, do you copy?
That's the horrible, painful thing about being a robot.
Uh, admit it, you were intimidated.
You can help me if you want.
For Beth, a framed photo of the two of us from a universe
[ Speaks Japanese ]
Wait, we live over a cool sushi spot?
That's a miracle per block so far.
I got it, I got it! Aww!
I-I replaced myself towards the beginning
I control you!
Ha ha, wow, you did it! Just like Obi-Wan.
I spent my life hunting this guy, Morty!
Speaking of miracles...
Thought you'd never ask. Not true. I knew you'd ask.
I have son-in-laws more imaginative.
but also filled with shame
How? A drill ship.
W-Was this always part of the White House?