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You do your job, I'll do mine.
Ohh!
Y-You were -- you were so great.
Let's get your embarrassing-ass lightsaber back
Uh, Rick, uh...
Oh, my God, look at all these streets!
That is bad news.
You've destroyed enough!
Morty, y-you want front or back?
To stay vertical. Then show 'em how it's done.
Half pretend to be satisfied, half shit on it,
Rick: Morty, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Unauthorized presence.
Morty! I see you and, uh, Rick patched things up.
[ Family cheering, Rick laughing ]
and only if that fails
I-I mean all of us up.
Did you get any of that?
Strike me down. What?
Computer voice: Security breach.
That's some pretty loud stepping aside you're doing.
Why are you still playing with laser swords anyway?
Ooo-wee! What a season, huh?
Welp, I'm busted. Clearly in space already.
Oh, no! I-I'm not gonna make it.
will we launch the White House into space...
I'm just glad I'm not the one that ruined Christmas.
Oop!
Here, I'll -- I'll do it myself.
Shit.
and you're unloading all this Gen X hatred on me
But Rick's gone.
Can I just ask that? You can!
All right, your derivative drill ship