Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But don't abandon hope.

But thank God I don't have to do it anymore.

My little girl, she's sick and she needs a miracle. [ Helicopter blades whirring ]

Not that bubble-throat pompadour fuck,

[ Alarm blaring ]

Are you serious? I guess not.

They fixed my only problem with it!

Nunh-unh! He stole my lightsaber and must've dropped it!

I shouldn't have talked to you like you're a UN official.

Son of a bitch! He played with it!

You dumb fucking robot. You had one job!

Don't touch me!

You act like you're the one that got stabbed in the back!

Okay, we overshot it. Good problem to have.

Y-You gave him a fuckin' lightsaber for Christmas?!

Wow, are those all the places Rick Prime could be?

I-I'm done with that, and I'm done with you!

The family's so happy. I'm -- I'm really grateful.

If I'm a robot, which I'm not --

Goodbye, Morty. Uh...

I missed countdown day at the academy.

Oh, right, it's moving.

I've never been old enough to vote, Mr. President,

I've always been afraid to let my guard down

I'll get neurotypical cooties.

♪ The first Noel ♪