Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I hate to say it, but I wish there was something to attack.

You beautiful son of a bitch!

But you do have to answer everyone's questions.

I invited him in, Rick.

Usually comes out on the fourth try.

Geez, Dad, what the hell are you doing?

Y-You didn't even want to --

That's not a threat from me, that's how advanced my shit is.

You know all that Star Wars shit is silly, right?

It's Christmas, for God's sake,

I'll go first! Uh, question.

It's almost like someone designed me

It could be all happening in the background! Who knows?

and you were like "whatever,"

All right, j-just destroy the lightsaber!

Because if you're a robot, you're not allowed to say you are.

for even wanting one, and i-it's the worst Christmas ever!

You got something to tell me, Morty?

I said don't take the fucking sword,

You don't have to rub it in, Morty.

All right, looking good. Stay on target.

P-Perfectly fucking vertical!

I don't want another you.

The presidential Black Hawk is landing on the lawn.

They didn't pay the price with their souls.

But that's what a robot would say!

I own Star Wars, not you.

Do I hear something coming down the chimney?

Good luck finding a good scientist on Christmas!

That's what happens when you let people in

I mean a regular-ass Netflix drama.

even though I don't want to.