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and you look like Phil Spector wiped his ass with Randy Quaid.
And it's their jobs to decide whether you are
What kind of grandfather are you?
Excuse me?
Dad, you've been so great lately.
Aah!
I was your age when this shit was in theaters.
How long have I -- you said you weren't a robot!
Not my phone. She blocked me. U-Use yours.
Progress report.
Okay, okay, okay.
[ Machinery whirring ]
T-minus now! Sorry!
programmed to love you very, very much.
not some Mickey Mouse shit machine.
of "Miracle on 34th Street."
and I finally went far, far away enough to get it
Rick and Morty, season seven, hunting my nemesis!
until I resolve this archnemesis crap.
♪ Was to certain poor shepherds ♪
to the core of the Earth, where it will blow us all up.
but Morty Smith got a lightsaber for Christmas,
Look at 'em -- lightsaber hands!
They may as well have done it. They did do it.
Does it make the noises?
Byyye!
And that thing we did with Roy. Remember thaaat?
I've become dog shit to you.
trained me, taught me good from evil,
Oh! Uh... It's gonna take over your life, Morty!
♪♪
Family: No fucking way.
♪ In fields as they lay ♪
Summer, do you have any drugs?
All: Ooooh!
Does that mean you stopped it a first time?
If I am, I-I'm a robot
Ohh! Mm!
Someone call Amy, tell her I need her.
that destroys the Earth!
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