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I didn't even know you were parking. You were just sitting there.
I meant it in a complimentary way.
They take it down another 15 percent.
- Can I try it on? - No! It wouldn't fit you.
Why'd they go there?
like you didn't call me a phony!
When do you ever have 10 car lengths?
...that's my business.
- No. Don't, Jerry. - Like you didn't call me a phoney!
- What? - Yeah. Jerry, he told me all about it.
You gotta put some beg into it.
I go in front-first all the time.
The point is, I was here first.
Yeah. I'm fine.
I'm making a stand here. I'm saying no to headfirst parking!
Are you gonna move the car?
- I won't go if Jerry's not. - Why won't you go if I go?
- Beautiful. - You just passed it, see?
By the way, thanks for inviting me to the flea market.
Hey, Jerry. You know, your friend here is a real piece of work!
Nope. I don't think so.
All right, you move your car. It's his space. You can't go in headfirst.
- Jerk. - You're not?
...in front of the door, then I slowly expand out in concentric circles.
And you know I'm somebody you don't wanna have on your bad side.
I thought you said you were a good driver.
You'll think of something. Just break it to him gently.
By the way, the car hit a pothole, and now it's making a clanking noise.
It's like musical chairs, except everybody sat down around 1964.
I wish you could make a living parallel parking.
Why do you find it so hard to believe?
But-But they were in this really- Like a souped-up car, you know?
Will you come on down? This guy's in my space!
Well, what for?