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So, you're like playing games with him?
(INHALES, EXHALES)
-"I am a woman." - What? (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Fucking punishing me. (SLURPS)
So, I got us a car and driver and we're gonna do
(EXHALES)
Do you think they could make a house call?
And I'm really sorry. (BREATHES SHARPLY)
He has really intense FOMO and also abandonment issues.
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
I know that. And I have changed. And I am changing.
That's why it's safer to stick with whores.
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
I've been feeling so depressed at home,
- Oh. (CHUCKLES, SMOOCHES) - (SMOOCHES, CHUCKLES)
and fine and human,
Hi?
are there any psychics in this town?
I-- Uh...
- so-- - TANYA: I told you
No, no. (SPEAKS ITALIAN)
- DAPHNE: Oh. - And, uh, feel comfortable.
{\an8}(IN ITALIAN)
- Grazie. - Prego.
DAPHNE: (CLICKS TONGUE) Oh!
- and makes them pasta. - BERT: Hey, hey, hey.
but I'm gonna be so fun.
{\an8}(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Yeah, you gotta come.
from our familiar vineyards.
Babe, want to come to the buffet?
Throw it in the ocean.
for stupid Instagram.
You--
Uh...
(LOUD THUMPING)
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
I thought it was only three. (SOBS)
(CHUCKLES) No, it's not.
You're a con artist is what you are.
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
DAPHNE: (OVER THE PHONE) Amazing.
And here is our dining room,
on Google Maps.
I've gotta find another job.
♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Hey. - Hey. How was it?
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
when the world had more.
The last time I did edibles, I took way too many
a little bit more or something. (SIGHS)
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
Harper thinks it sounds cool.
Uh, pretty grim... (SIGHS) ...actually.
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah. - You guys having fun?
I did get the new Vanity Fair.
that I'm really, really, really missing her
(SOBS)
and you've seen each other on the toilet and, you know--
- You're a wonderful... - Me, too.
Yes, yes!
- I'm so happy. - (CHUCKLES)
so, I have to go back to the hotel. Sorry.
My son's on his way down, so, I gotta go.
(CLICKS TONGUE) ...tripping out on being a woman.
- (CHUCKLES) - (HARPER CHUCKLES)