Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I am the lady who knows the lady who took down Vicente Cortez.

- Mrs. Riva, I am a police officer. - Ay, please.

Why do you look like Marc Anthony?

My husband just got murdered...

- You are? - No, of course not.

Dirty? I'm gonna show you dirty, Miss Piggy.

I get to kill him?

Go, go, go! I'm gonna help you.

I'm wearing black shoes.

You can't wait for them to give it to you. You have to take it.

They'll be happy to shoot us.

...I wouldn't let the fact that I have a little cuca get in the way of my dream.

Yep, her uterus.

You're Cooper? The Cooper?

- Sir, I ain't seen anything. - You sure? We think they're nearby.

You saved this old lady's life.

- Okay, Coop, I'll let you out. - All right. Let's go.

Now, tomorrow morning, Deputy Jackson is gonna escort Riva to Dallas...

Felipe must have put baking powder in the car.

Our smartest move now is to change clothes, lose this car...

- She's traveling with a 50-year-old suspect. - Fifty!

Well, I don't know.

Come back here!

These hangers are slippery. Like they have some special coating.

...but this seems like a very important detail for my first day back in the field.

- Seriously? - Yeah. My comadre is here.

Yeah, I love it when you pull my hair like that.

I was 7, I saw squirrels kissing. I watched it for a long time.

Come on. Relax, cariño.

And, unfortunately, I have to do this.

Don't make me come up there!

Some guy shot off his finger, and I tried to Heimlich his dog.

Lift me up on two!

You were not supposed to read that.

Oh, I'm sure you did.

Shut up! Go up!

- Wait! - Come on!

So you wanted to know why I hate cops. That's the reason.

It turns out you're exactly who I thought you were when I met you.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

- Morning. - How are you, ma'am?

...and you come at the last second and ruin it?

Shut your trap. I'm holding the gun.

- I am on the phone with dispatch. - It's a car. Say, Car.

Just that all I ever...

Keep her calm, take her to the little girls' room if she has any lady business.

- Your left! - They're getting away!

- Shoot! Shoot! - I'm shooting at him!

- I can't reach the pedals! - Get up! Get up!

Why do you look like that? You're supposed to be incognito.

I was Miss Plantain, 2004.

But you're taking me with my...

- ...but calm down. - I was in a fight-or-flight situation.

- Help me get him out. - It's a hot man-person.

And that's my car not a personal vehicle.

Don't worry, ma'am. I'm gonna get you to safety.

You just got Coopered, bitch!

- 10-520: I am boring! - Please do not make fun of me.

No, no! Your hand's in my face.