Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Mrs. Riva, I am a police officer. - Ay, please.

Felipe must have put baking powder in the car.

- Sir, I ain't seen anything. - You sure? We think they're nearby.

My husband just got murdered...

- She's traveling with a 50-year-old suspect. - Fifty!

You're Cooper? The Cooper?

It turns out you're exactly who I thought you were when I met you.

You saved this old lady's life.

Some guy shot off his finger, and I tried to Heimlich his dog.

- I am on the phone with dispatch. - It's a car. Say, Car.

Shut up! Go up!

Dirty? I'm gonna show you dirty, Miss Piggy.

And that's my car not a personal vehicle.

- 10-520: I am boring! - Please do not make fun of me.

...I wouldn't let the fact that I have a little cuca get in the way of my dream.

I was Miss Plantain, 2004.

Don't make me come up there!

Keep her calm, take her to the little girls' room if she has any lady business.

Just that all I ever...

- Seriously? - Yeah. My comadre is here.

Why do you look like that? You're supposed to be incognito.

Come back here!

- I can't reach the pedals! - Get up! Get up!

I'm so sorry for your loss.

You can't wait for them to give it to you. You have to take it.

...and you come at the last second and ruin it?

Go, go, go! I'm gonna help you.

They'll be happy to shoot us.

Now, tomorrow morning, Deputy Jackson is gonna escort Riva to Dallas...

And, unfortunately, I have to do this.

- Morning. - How are you, ma'am?

- ...but calm down. - I was in a fight-or-flight situation.

Come on. Relax, cariño.

I was 7, I saw squirrels kissing. I watched it for a long time.

Yep, her uterus.

So you wanted to know why I hate cops. That's the reason.

You just got Coopered, bitch!

...but this seems like a very important detail for my first day back in the field.

These hangers are slippery. Like they have some special coating.

Shut your trap. I'm holding the gun.

Well, I don't know.

- Help me get him out. - It's a hot man-person.

I'm wearing black shoes.

You were not supposed to read that.

Yeah, I love it when you pull my hair like that.

Oh, I'm sure you did.

- Okay, Coop, I'll let you out. - All right. Let's go.

Don't worry, ma'am. I'm gonna get you to safety.

- You are? - No, of course not.

But you're taking me with my...

Well, I am the lady who knows the lady who took down Vicente Cortez.

- Wait! - Come on!

No, no! Your hand's in my face.

Lift me up on two!

- Shoot! Shoot! - I'm shooting at him!

Our smartest move now is to change clothes, lose this car...

Why do you look like Marc Anthony?

I get to kill him?

- Your left! - They're getting away!