Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, you're now clear of all charges.
Officer Cooper knows the right thing to do...
Just fall on me like a sack of potatoes!
...and lots of dirty, dirty sex stuff.
All units respond to a 10-15.
Did you even have a brother?
It shreds, huh?
What are you doing? Come on!
Listen to me!
Or the chestal area.
Mrs. Riva. Listen to me, Miss Riva.
Don't make me use this.
Right.
Oh, no.
- What? - Dixon's out there.
Vicente Cortez, you're under arrest...
What's taking so long?
Thank you, sir.
I could get you a room. I know people there.
Police officer coming through! Get out of the way! Move your vehicle!
I have seen your underwear.
Oh!
He doesn't smell like Santa.
If I go to Ohio, can my wife go to...
That's disgusting.
"I can't reach the pedals."
The tattoo was a longhorn.
I would think that you would love the minibar.
...and she had a little blond boy with her.
Why don't y'all hop in the back? We'll all ride together.
I called dispatch 20 minutes ago. If they were leaving from the precinct...
Then you have to stop treating me like I am a criminal.
- We should go back. - No way. Oh, man.
What the heck is this white stuff?
I have a job to do, except now it's different.
Why?
And leave that!
- We have to get through. We gotta hide. - Let's hide underneath this blanket.
Plus, you know, I'm the good kind of felon.
Except this is the opposite, time is waiting for every man.
At the rate we're going, we'll get there more than an hour early.
I have got to contact my precinct.
- Where are you going? - I'm getting the hell out of here...
How's that a better idea?
That's real contagious.
Okay.
2 x 11 x 1531 = 9182
But I have recorded all the details, and tried to follow protocol.
I opened it, there was a live raccoon in there. It could've had rabies.
You killed my brother...
You don't even understand.
I can't do this normally.
I know it seems hard to believe, but there's more to her than you think.
Dang it!
Heh. I don't have dinner with dirty cops, so I guess that makes us even.
Keys. I got keys.
It's in my hair!
- You're not gonna get dead. - They're waiting for us!
Cooper!
I will never miss my daughter's birthday.
No! My bag!
Your brother was a coward...
But I'm not like those other cops. You can trust me.
- 10-24: bomb threat. - 10-24: bomb threat.
- I gotta find that finger! - We have to get out of here!
...forbids fraternization between a officer... Never mind.
Each seemed surprised to see each other. One set Latino, possible cartel.
Law enforcement officials have called him untouchable until now.
And even if you're right...
A female suspect and hostage are in the area. You seen anything suspicious?
You don't follow orders, do you?
If I could get to that cell phone, I could call Captain Emmett.
And you stole my truck.
Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
Do you know who Felipe Riva is?
Ladies and gentleman, Miss Teresa Cortez!
- Okay! Sexy. - Come, come.
- Mamacita? - We have our periods!
Okay! You have two choices: You can stay here and mess with us...
Move!
Let me handle it.
And, honestly, I expected more out of a guy I met on Christian Mingle.
There's a window. I'll go first.
But Cortez has killed every potential witness we've had.
- Where is she? - We'll take care of her later.
I will be out in a few hours.
...and, of course, the corky wedges.
- Thank you. - Okay.
How did you get in here?
You would never understand...
Since 1989, he's responsible for all their finances, a.k.a., money laundering.
Are you kidding me???
- Please. Focus. We need to get clothes! - Yes!