Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I need to report two suspicious women on my property.
Detective Hauser, come back. You know protocol.
I'm gonna check the back.
- Who's this? - Mr. Riva, I'm Officer Cooper...
So you're just gonna squish it way down there.
...like you said:
I don't even know what that is. That's horrifying.
Okay, I gotta go.
Just in time to get my head blown off.
What, me?
I have a tendency to attract men who run away from me.
Sources say Cortez's daughter, Teresa, is likely to be celebrating her quinceañera...
You took down Vicente Cortez!
- Take the shot! - How if you don't keep it steady?
What's my next line?
...because everything that you see you commandeer.
- Daddy, go fast! - Huh. Okay!
Come on. At least we got Dixon and Hauser.
More like a jumpsuit. Heh.
She's clear.
Where are you in my time of need?
Nice to meet you too.
Amen.
- I'm sorry but this is... - Well, you let her on!
In the line of duty.
We're gonna bump him, okay?
Raccoon herpes.
Aah!
- Sit in my lap! I'll drive! Get on top of me! - Okay.
Miss Riva.
...is prepared to testify against the violent crime lord.
Pretty good for a secretary.
I'm filled with adrenaline. Look how high I can jump.
You're gonna get your job back? And I am going to get dead!
Watch out! Take the shot!
This is my banjo hand!
- Yes. - Yes, what?
I had a bird, I had the Time Warner...
I am going to be in Mexico...
Well, then, I got something to look forward to.
Put the gun down.
- What? - You're in danger, ma'am.
Yes, but let me explain.
- Hurry up! - Okay!
No! Shove it all the way in! Do it like I showed you.
Don't really know why.
...but you're gonna need to take your hands off my body!
Eh... Eh...
- One, two, three! - One, two, three. Go!
You kidnapped me. You broke my parole. What you gonna do, just leave me out here?
I can't believe that you broke your little book of rules for me.
I'm putting all of that in evidence.
So why don't you let me drive and you can get in the back.
- Get out of here, gringa! - I'm gonna commandeer your personal vehicle.
This could be perfect. We have to change.
...turn off the walkie...
It's stuck.
Uh, I'll have her back by 10:00.
Well, seems like you did very well for yourself.
She's gonna kill Cortez at his daughter's quinceañera.
First of all, I want to thank everyone for coming.
- Pick up your feet. - These shoes are a safety hazard.
Thank you for protecting me.
- I know it's not cool to leave in the middle of a... - Date. It was a first date.
I had a stroke.
I said you're free to go!
- Why? - Right now. Come on.
No! I'm on duty, and that is a very difficult work situation in there...
Keep doing the sounds.
- ...are gonna go with him. - Me?
- Really? - Mm-hm.
- Done. - She has the worst arms ever.
It smells in here.
Or, I could drive you.
- Why? - Ma'am!
I'm trying! She's moving!
You want me to go to Dallas?
And why is that?
Taller.
I'm not so sure about this Witness Protection anymore.
We have to get out of here.
- Stop! - Get out of the way!
What the heck is that?
Okay. I think I got him.
No! Scratch that!
Put the gun down.
...I meet the minimum height requirement of an adult female my weight.
It's a longhorn.
Officer Cooper is 4' 9.
All right, all right. And technically he is not a fugitive. I helped him get off.
What's the problem?
This is dangerous and could hurt someone.
But you're gonna take me with my suitcase.
It's time to make your father proud.
Yeah, the explanation is that they're bad cops.
Remain in your personal vehicle.
Speed up! Speed up!