Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cooper.
Notebook. That's a notebook.
Just make the noise.
Look at you. You're teeny-tiny. You're like a little dog I can put in my purse.
I'm gonna go and assume that means, Thanks for saving my life.
Officer Cooper, report to Captain Emmett's office.
...but somewhere, around there, there is a heart.
You don't wanna know.
You must of not seen me.
Oh, so I only care about stuff.
- I gotta get up there! - Close the door!
- Hey. - Come on. Get in.
No! I am the mother-effing police! Don't you see?
- What? On one? - One! Two! Go!
Got you.
I didn't give it to you...
I can't reach the pedals.
...and she has a mustache and talks like some tiny little robot?
- Why should I trust you? - Because I know what it feels like...
Maybe call it my hot-button issue, if you like.
I'll get you... Seriously, motherf...
When I was 5, my favorite color was blue. When I was 6, my favorite color was plaid.
Get back in your car, sir! Get back in your vehicle.
- Put me down. - No, no!
Now, I'm just gonna bang everybody's brains out in there...
Well, there's one thing you're gonna need either way:
- Who the hell are you? - Who the hell are you?
You're gonna have to put your body back in the vehicle!
Officer? Two officers.
- I'm gonna get a towel. - What? I'm sorry. Please.
- Let's do it. - No. Ain't nobody cutting nobody's foot off.
- I'm not gonna let you get away with this. - This is the way it's gonna go.
Okay, but we're going over 30 miles over the speed limit...
Oh, my God! Aah!
Scoot over, I'm gonna drive!
Oh, no? What are you gonna do? Are you gonna call a 10-545?
- Aah! - Shouldn't have been this hard.
The Richards Rule.
- I don't care. - I do care.
- I'm gonna walk back to my car now. - All right.
What? This?
Hello? Randy?
Is that our bus driver?
He killed my brother.
No, you didn't. You kept her alive.
They got three quarters a tank of gas.
It seems to be a Buddha, sitting on a wave.
- Don't do that. - No! This is outrageous.
Thank God.
This is the last time I'm gonna do you any favors.
What, the white girl can't take a Spanish class in high school?
I guess it is a little bit funny.
What about my husband?
- ...but it's true. - Shh.
My boobs? No.
She just slowed it down.
What?
Try not to fall in love with me.
I hope you don't have a third sister.
We have to get out now. They're gonna kill us both.
I'm trying to save you.
I have a better idea.
Okay, all right.
- What are you thinking? - Legs!
- Who? - Just trust me. Follow my lead.
Okay. Thanks.
That was really sexy.
And you are welcome, Mrs. Riva.
I am not going to dignify that statement with a response.
But I destroyed your car.
- Nothing. We're doing nothing. - We're just gonna cut your foot off.
There, I got it. Okay! Okay!
...he's dead.
. .
It's a cow.
Nice. Nice police work, Mr. Cherlocks Holmes.
...a poor, happy Boy Scout like your father.
You're working for a drug lord. You're killing people.
Get out of here. Go. Just go. Go.
How did it go?
This isn't our jurisdiction. It's the DEA's problem now.
Oh!
- Hold on! - No, no!
- I gotta get a toehold. - Where's the toehold? I can't find the toehold.
- I refuse to have a catfight. - Too bad!
See, that's your problem.
Did you...?
- ...but I'll make it happen. - Hola, housekeeping!
I could knit a sweater or a sleeping bag or a whole house. Need curtains?
Why is your body like that?
Mrs. Riva.
Thank you very much.
You have to be who you are. Own it.
...rather than her somewhat limited mental capacity...
Just try not to get all in your head about it, okay?
baby
- Oh. Okay, I can't do it. - Push there with the legs!
- You're the one who told me I look like a boy. - That's not what I meant.
Officer Cooper is described as 5' tall with blond hair.
All right, baby girl, you ready for your first day at work with Daddy?
I'll have her back by 8:00.
You are not taking these!
All right, cut it out.
We can put him away for good.