Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Aw. Look at you there.
It's kind of hard to tell with some of y'all!
- Oh, right now? - Shh. Mm.
- Aah! - Get out of the way!
- So that the eggs... - And the eggs.
Yes, ma'am. We'll sit tight.
- Yes, sir. - And ever since the shotgun incident...
Now you will do the same.
- Hold on, you're going too fast. - You would be able to keep up...
...if you hadn't bought another pair of stripper shoes.
- Ciao, Jimmy! - Ciao, ciao.
That's a negative, sir. I've never heard that term used that way.
Don't forget everything I taught you.
Jail is not good enough for that animal.
It never does.
Wait a second. We're gonna do this together.
Yeah. You all are wanted.
- What do you think you're doing? - Aah! I can explain.
We did it!
One for the road, honey.
You're small but freaking intense!
It's not letting me in. I think it needs a password.
...suggests that she might not know as much as the prosecution would hope.
He, hey. Coop, we got this.
He just wanted to sit in the front seat!
...for murder and attempted murder, and I'll figure out the rest later.
My friend and I are veterinarians and we were in the neighborhood...
They considered making it a state animal...
As in, He just pulled a Cooper? As in, Don't Cooper that shit?
I'm going to miss you.
I never promised you a rose garden
I'm not going to Dallas.
Hey, out of the way.
- We just have to get to Dallas and sort it out. - Good.
- It must hurt. Does that hurt? - I'm just saying...
- I bet you do. - She's always this judgmental.
You're pretending to be someone that you're not.
Okay, how about you try something completely different...
That's just rude.
Meet me in the next room...
You'd need over 80 pairs in there for it to weigh that much.
I told you you should've stayed behind a desk, Coop.
Hold on.
Mm.
We gotta get a taxi or a shuttle or something.
10-30. Damn it!
Then 911.
My sister was getting knocked around by her boyfriend, so I beat him up.
- What do I do? - I don't know!
You go, go, go.
Sorry! Sorry! Okay.
I've been worried sick.
San Diego.
I know it sounds ridiculous, but it's what my parents named me.
There were two sets of gunmen.
We're just going outside to find someplace to talk.
...and doing the pirate hunt in the general area of the heinie.
Try to stay calm.
- Do it! Get up and help me. - Okay.
So you had your husband killed?
I can't see!
Oh, wait, that was a joke.
How much is that bag worth?
- I'm a lady looking for action. - Okay...
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
How the hell you understand her?
And I came back to save you...
Ladies and gentlemen, I have commandeered the vehicle.
We need to make some deer noises.
Forty!
- No, there are fluids... - God.
- All I ever wanted was... - Mm.
Breaking news in the Vicente Cortez story:
- It's not working! - Act sexy!
It's none of your business, but I happen to have had a date the other night.
Oh, man.
- What? - Heh, heh.
And...
I have been waiting for six years for this moment...
Not that I'm not grateful for the opportunity, sir...
Yes, ma'am.
So we need a couple hours to lay low. Now, can you help us with that?