Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'd need over 80 pairs in there for it to weigh that much.

And I came back to save you...

Now you will do the same.

There were two sets of gunmen.

- Hold on, you're going too fast. - You would be able to keep up...

- No, there are fluids... - God.

- What? - Heh, heh.

So we need a couple hours to lay low. Now, can you help us with that?

It's kind of hard to tell with some of y'all!

You're small but freaking intense!

Ladies and gentlemen, I have commandeered the vehicle.

Yes, ma'am. We'll sit tight.

I've been worried sick.

It's not letting me in. I think it needs a password.

I told you you should've stayed behind a desk, Coop.

We're just going outside to find someplace to talk.

So you had your husband killed?

...for murder and attempted murder, and I'll figure out the rest later.

You go, go, go.

- It must hurt. Does that hurt? - I'm just saying...

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

That's a negative, sir. I've never heard that term used that way.

Wait a second. We're gonna do this together.

Not that I'm not grateful for the opportunity, sir...

One for the road, honey.

Okay, how about you try something completely different...

Hey, out of the way.

Sorry! Sorry! Okay.

- Do it! Get up and help me. - Okay.

Jail is not good enough for that animal.

...suggests that she might not know as much as the prosecution would hope.

I'm not going to Dallas.

- Ciao, Jimmy! - Ciao, ciao.

- I bet you do. - She's always this judgmental.

Oh, wait, that was a joke.

...and doing the pirate hunt in the general area of the heinie.

- We just have to get to Dallas and sort it out. - Good.

- Aah! - Get out of the way!

Meet me in the next room...

It's none of your business, but I happen to have had a date the other night.

- It's not working! - Act sexy!

He, hey. Coop, we got this.

Breaking news in the Vicente Cortez story:

My friend and I are veterinarians and we were in the neighborhood...

- Yes, sir. - And ever since the shotgun incident...

I'm going to miss you.

You're pretending to be someone that you're not.

We gotta get a taxi or a shuttle or something.

As in, He just pulled a Cooper? As in, Don't Cooper that shit?

They considered making it a state animal...

I never promised you a rose garden

- So that the eggs... - And the eggs.

Aw. Look at you there.

10-30. Damn it!

My sister was getting knocked around by her boyfriend, so I beat him up.

That's just rude.

How the hell you understand her?

Try to stay calm.

Don't forget everything I taught you.

- I'm a lady looking for action. - Okay...

...if you hadn't bought another pair of stripper shoes.

He just wanted to sit in the front seat!

Yeah. You all are wanted.

- What do I do? - I don't know!

- All I ever wanted was... - Mm.

I know it sounds ridiculous, but it's what my parents named me.

- What do you think you're doing? - Aah! I can explain.

I have been waiting for six years for this moment...

We need to make some deer noises.

How much is that bag worth?

- Oh, right now? - Shh. Mm.