Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A long time, Wayne. I still feel weird about it. This is our stop!
- Sort it out? - Yes.
All right, party people. Now it's time for the surprise dance.
Where'd that scumbag come from?
I know you've been wanting to get off the bench.
See?
News out of Texas: A huge break...
But we use body language.
Hello, Miss Riva.
What is a pirate key?
Why do you look like José Bieber?
Okay. Okay, okay.
Look, the thing is, today is your lucky day.
Oh, cut it out.
How are we supposed to pay without him seeing our faces?
I gotta find us a phone.
Oh, it's working wonderful.
Well, there was two of them. One was a real tall gal with a nice figure...
Fine.
...that you guys are gonna be cleaning today.
You are cute. You are cute.
Who are you talking to?
Hi. I am Dr. Shannon.
Come on. Didn't your mother teach you manners?
Uh-huh.
Okay.
- What was your skill for Miss Plantain? Lying? - Get off, hillbilly.
Now give me the key, I'm leaving.
Well, why do you look like Bruno Mars?
forty
...so he can testify the following morning at 8:00 a.m.
The dog doesn't have the finger.
This is what is insane.
Go, go, go! You help us.
Oh, my God. Mrs. Riva. Are you wounded?
Are you kidding me??? What?
Real sure.
Hey. You forgot to pay your bill.
What? I told you it wasn't mine! I told you not to steal something!
I don't have meals with convicted felons.
- I can't believe I trusted you. - It's not my fault you let your guard down!
Oh. Well, then that shouldn't be a f...
- What was that? - I don't know!
Get out of the way!
...or go to jail for the rest of your life.
But no man's gonna do this.
They were supposed to go in to kidnap me, take me out of there.
Is he dead? He smells dead.
- He's clear. - What?
Dang it!
Ay, no.
For example, that's probably something you could leave at home.
- We need to find something of clothes. - Yes.
Here's a blanket.
Everything but your husband's gonna be fine.
I know what I did wrong with my cousin, Eugenio.
Cooper, this is Deputy U.S. Marshal Jackson, in from Dallas.
She has to be here for your wife. She ready to go?
...local police got shell casings and DNA back at the compound.
...doesn't have the finger!
Turn around.
These are gifts from my brother in Colombia. These are the only things I have left from him.
- I'm moving. - Move.
Now you're mouthing the words.
- Oh, no. - Hannibal!
- Gun! I gotta get the gun! - No, you don't!
- It's an honor to meet you, sir. - Thank you.
Following the slaying of lead witness, Felipe Riva...
You're gonna be dead before sundown.
Give me one of those.
Every time you come up, your hair is different.
- Pipe down. - It drives me crazy, the way you talk.
You don't have to like me, but I'm the best chance you have at surviving.
I know you're mad, but can we just talk about this reasonably?
- Does that mean what I think? - Did you play with his chicken and eggs?
- What are you going to do, testify me to death? - Would you like me to neutralize this situation?
...and this is gonna have to wait because time waits for no man.
You're writing me a ticket?
I try to save me too!
- ...with a cocktail and a fake passport. - I don't know what to do.
Jue madre, this is your first day?
No, no, no.
Just gonna need a lot of bags, a huge label maker...
Don't ever talk about my father like that again.
I know who you are.
That is not what a deer says. If it says anything, it sounds like this:
Hot Hot
- No, that's not the line. - Still rolling!
There's a lining in there?
Come here, boy! Hey! Come here. Come here.
You're more fun like this...
- That gives me an idea. - What?
That civilian came out of nowhere and said, Shotgun, and I did not know...
I imagine a burning sensation in the little guy's genital region.
Get your ass back in that cell!
I didn't know.
Hurry up! Give me, give me the wheel!
Mrs. Riva!
He's a criminal.
I didn't even see that.