Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You do?
How does it feel?
- Why? - Okay.
- I got shot. - Yeah, you little cucaracha.
Meanwhile, law enforcement officials are forced to stand and watch...
Protocol states that you only need to pack the essentials, ma'am.
- Cowboy? - This is a good plan. This is gonna work!
How did you...?
- Captain Emmett? - Yes, Cooper.
Is that the remote?
Honey bunny!
Who are you talking to?
No! I'm not going anywhere without my suitcase!
Trying to show him I love you. I'm distracting him so he won't call the cops!
All right, keep it down.
We're bakers. Toast, muffin, cakes.
I've been attacked.
You pervert.
Or make a lightning rod! A hat!
...at the opulent Royal Colfax Hotel.
The officer is considered armed and extremely dangerous.
Yeah, I can, but you gotta stop pointing that thing at me.
Okay! Okay.
- This doesn't make any sense. - Drive! Stop talking and drive!
- Why would you do that? - Why?
- What? - I can't be a doctor because I am Colombian?
Okay?
So if you want to take me to Dallas to die, take me.
Used correctly, bottle openers can jack tires and pick door locks.
Well, I got you the sparkly stilettos to go out...
You Just got coopered BITCH
What I meant was, section 428 of the Texas State Penal Code...
My father trusted you.
Just hold it there.
When I said I had to leave early, you pulled your gun out on the table.
Out of the way!
You go out first, and then I want you to go around and then wait.
Well, the good news is you're about to see him again.
You get a chance to get out of the doghouse, and you with me, sweetie. Mm?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
You know what you should be thinking about? Your next beat.
Deputy Jackson, Captain Emmett said that this transport was at 11 a.m.
Please.
But I have to be tough to be a cop.
- Ha-ha-ha. - Okay.
No. I have a better idea.
Get Your Ass Back in that cell
Can't you just hold it?
Oh.
You're just lucky to be alive. The good news is...
...and they have attraction towards each other.
Meter maid
Hauser!
Wait, he's coming back! Here he comes!
Captain Emmett.
Oh, my God!
Move your ponytail! I can't see!
I would hate to see you dead.
How much baking powder?
Goddamn. All right, you go that way. I'll go the other way.
Deer noises, like, you know, like the dogs says:
I just took a bullet for you!
I can't believe I'm saying this. I'm actually having fun with you.
Under tribal law, police ain't got jurisdiction.
- Really? - Yes, I did.
Now, you just settle down and tell me:
Ay, Brenda, Brenda, Brenda.
Penis! Oh, my God.
Oh, no, here they come! I gotta get my gun!
I do not believe they'll let you leave in that outfit.
Mrs. Riva.
- I have to use the rock! - Hold on!
I know she looks like she can't protect nothing...
Uh, Mrs. Riva is having some problems with some lady business.
Calm down, ma'am. Everything's gonna be fine.
- Who sent you? - Who sent you?
Mostly yes.
It was not my fault.
See that?
- Hold up, hold up! - Get back, Goldilocks!
...in the case against notorious cartel leader Vicente Cortez.
I need a taxi. Sorry, this is important.
No, Mrs. Riva, I did not mean that.
Look at this photo.
I trusted you.
First is the toner and then...
- What? - I know.
"- My feet got stuck! I can't pull it out! - Pull it out!"
That I tried to escape doesn't mean that the story's not true.
I was gonna say, How does it feel being a glorified secretary?
...with my computer...
It's day, right? It's like Vegas.
I'm here for you, cariño.
Aah! I know this is impractical but we might have to catch our own food.
So please take me to a bathroom right now...
Okay, okay, Officer Scarface, just keep it together.