Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got it!
...authorities have had no choice but to release Cortez.
It seems to be a longhorn.
Hey. I was named after that song.
No. I lit the mayor's kid on fire.
I found the source of the noise complaint.
- What is going on? - I don't know.
...The Lender Lender, The Money Launderer, El Chapo, The Pork Chop, La Chalupa...
I was never going to testify.
My husband has the same kind.
It's white gold and diamonds.
It sheds. Once a month.
- I gotta think. What do I do? - Good luck cleaning your name.
- Of your DVD? - I forgot.
Out of my way, man.
- Yes, it is! - No!
Yeah, but they say it only hurts the first time.
Aah! Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Think about what you're doing.
Damn it.
8:30? 8:00.
Did she promise you favors?
You have had a cell phone this entire time!
Bad doggy. What did you do?
No, I think he's just drunk.
Come here.
What?
We have to keep a low profile. You can rest for a bit...
Oh, my God!
Hurry, let's go!
Of the tampon variety.
I got shot?
...will definitely end you up in more than an ankle monitor.
- I knew you would believe me. - I told you to go home.
I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. Aah!
I just have to hear what Dixon and Hauser hear so we can get ahead of them.
What the hell does that mean?
- Thanks, Daddy. - Have fun.
Why does that feel so good?
There's a website. It tracks police scanners.
How you say in English?
I gotta calm down.
Detective Hauser. I'm so glad y'all are here.
You have to remain in your vehicle and stay calm.
God, I was giving the performance of a lifetime.
This is Rachel profiling.
I usually don't even know what she's talking about.
All due respect, Captain Emmett, I know exactly who Deputy Marshal Jackson is.
- ...on my own street? - Shut up!
Cortez killed your brother, and now you're gonna try and kill him.
- Captain Emmett, I will not let you down. - I know you won't, Cooper.
Oh, God! Would you just shut up for one cotton-picking minute!
Why are you smiling at me?
He got in trouble with the wrong people.
Why?
Hey! Hey!
One, two.
Well, it depends on who the pirate is.
And I am gonna complete my mission.
There you are!
- Push! - Okay, hold on.
- Okay. - Okay.
Old lady? Su madre.
- 10-71: shooting. - 10-71: shooting.
There was one identifying mark on one of the Caucasian men.
You do know the point of Witness Protection is that you'll have a different identity.
...and I need the sparkly stilettos when I stay in...
You know what to do.
In accordance with Texas State Penal Code, section 38, I'm commandeering your vehicle.
- Okay, do me, do me. - All right.
- What are you doing now? - It's a relaxation technique.
Get down.
- What was that? - Dixon, let's go!
Oh, harboring a fugitive?
Oh, I saw you.
There it is.
I can't believe I bought that stupid shoe story about your brother.
- Mm. - Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Now tell me why that bag's so heavy!
- The U.S. government will protect you. - She wants me to go and testify!
And not everybody wants to die...
Oh, my God.
...that they only gave me three months for obstructing your justice.
Just pull them apart and then shove it back in. Let me see it.
Fine, I'm gonna come and get it.
- Are you kidding me? - What?
She's a criminal mastermind now?
What the hell? You speak Spanish.
Okay, this probably wasn't my best idea.
Family is everything.
It's here in my tighty whities.
Oh, my God. I can't.
They're getting away! Come on, let's go!
- ...Reagan. - Mm-hm.
I did not just Cooper this.
You can't do that. He'll recognize us.
cuando tu hijo encuentra las fibras
He killed the only family I had.
Are you doing it?
Yes. Captain, do we have any idea if Miss Riva is menopausal?
Her comadre is here.
Now we're talking.