Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have to remain in your vehicle and stay calm.
Bad doggy. What did you do?
Okay, this probably wasn't my best idea.
- Yes, it is! - No!
Out of my way, man.
My husband has the same kind.
Fine, I'm gonna come and get it.
I was never going to testify.
Oh, I saw you.
What the hell does that mean?
- ...Reagan. - Mm-hm.
- Captain Emmett, I will not let you down. - I know you won't, Cooper.
And I am gonna complete my mission.
Cortez killed your brother, and now you're gonna try and kill him.
- I gotta think. What do I do? - Good luck cleaning your name.
We have to keep a low profile. You can rest for a bit...
Now we're talking.
- What are you doing now? - It's a relaxation technique.
Old lady? Su madre.
Hey. I was named after that song.
No, I think he's just drunk.
It's white gold and diamonds.
And not everybody wants to die...
There's a website. It tracks police scanners.
Think about what you're doing.
He got in trouble with the wrong people.
- Thanks, Daddy. - Have fun.
- I knew you would believe me. - I told you to go home.
Just pull them apart and then shove it back in. Let me see it.
You know what to do.
Her comadre is here.
- Okay. - Okay.
Oh, God! Would you just shut up for one cotton-picking minute!
Yeah, but they say it only hurts the first time.
What?
- Push! - Okay, hold on.
I just have to hear what Dixon and Hauser hear so we can get ahead of them.
- What is going on? - I don't know.
Why does that feel so good?
I got shot?
- The U.S. government will protect you. - She wants me to go and testify!
It seems to be a longhorn.
All due respect, Captain Emmett, I know exactly who Deputy Marshal Jackson is.
Get down.
- 10-71: shooting. - 10-71: shooting.
How you say in English?
Oh, my God.
There it is.
I usually don't even know what she's talking about.
Detective Hauser. I'm so glad y'all are here.
...that they only gave me three months for obstructing your justice.
Hey! Hey!
I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. Aah!
Now tell me why that bag's so heavy!
You have had a cell phone this entire time!
It's here in my tighty whities.
Are you doing it?
You can't do that. He'll recognize us.
- ...on my own street? - Shut up!
What the hell? You speak Spanish.
...and I need the sparkly stilettos when I stay in...
...authorities have had no choice but to release Cortez.
Oh, my God. I can't.
There you are!
I found the source of the noise complaint.
Hurry, let's go!
- Okay, do me, do me. - All right.
In accordance with Texas State Penal Code, section 38, I'm commandeering your vehicle.
I gotta calm down.
I got it!
8:30? 8:00.
Come here.
cuando tu hijo encuentra las fibras
God, I was giving the performance of a lifetime.
Well, it depends on who the pirate is.
- Mm. - Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Damn it.
...The Lender Lender, The Money Launderer, El Chapo, The Pork Chop, La Chalupa...
It sheds. Once a month.
No. I lit the mayor's kid on fire.
She's a criminal mastermind now?
Oh, harboring a fugitive?
- What was that? - Dixon, let's go!
You do know the point of Witness Protection is that you'll have a different identity.
- Of your DVD? - I forgot.
Why are you smiling at me?
Aah! Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Of the tampon variety.
...will definitely end you up in more than an ankle monitor.
They're getting away! Come on, let's go!
This is Rachel profiling.
There was one identifying mark on one of the Caucasian men.
I can't believe I bought that stupid shoe story about your brother.
Family is everything.
Oh, my God!
Did she promise you favors?
I did not just Cooper this.
One, two.
Yes. Captain, do we have any idea if Miss Riva is menopausal?
Why?
He killed the only family I had.
- Are you kidding me? - What?