Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Aah! Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
I found the source of the noise complaint.
Just pull them apart and then shove it back in. Let me see it.
How you say in English?
Well, it depends on who the pirate is.
And I am gonna complete my mission.
Old lady? Su madre.
I usually don't even know what she's talking about.
They're getting away! Come on, let's go!
You know what to do.
- Mm. - Mm-hm, mm-hm.
There was one identifying mark on one of the Caucasian men.
8:30? 8:00.
It's white gold and diamonds.
- ...Reagan. - Mm-hm.
Yeah, but they say it only hurts the first time.
...and I need the sparkly stilettos when I stay in...
My husband has the same kind.
Hurry, let's go!
Now tell me why that bag's so heavy!
He killed the only family I had.
- Okay, do me, do me. - All right.
Oh, my God. I can't.
- What is going on? - I don't know.
You can't do that. He'll recognize us.
- 10-71: shooting. - 10-71: shooting.
- Captain Emmett, I will not let you down. - I know you won't, Cooper.
I just have to hear what Dixon and Hauser hear so we can get ahead of them.
No, I think he's just drunk.
- I knew you would believe me. - I told you to go home.
What the hell? You speak Spanish.
Think about what you're doing.
...The Lender Lender, The Money Launderer, El Chapo, The Pork Chop, La Chalupa...
God, I was giving the performance of a lifetime.
Are you doing it?
Now we're talking.
Oh, my God.
There you are!
She's a criminal mastermind now?
Cortez killed your brother, and now you're gonna try and kill him.
I got shot?
Get down.
You have had a cell phone this entire time!
- ...on my own street? - Shut up!
All due respect, Captain Emmett, I know exactly who Deputy Marshal Jackson is.
You do know the point of Witness Protection is that you'll have a different identity.
- The U.S. government will protect you. - She wants me to go and testify!
Why does that feel so good?
Hey. I was named after that song.
I was never going to testify.
This is Rachel profiling.
Hey! Hey!
Yes. Captain, do we have any idea if Miss Riva is menopausal?
- Thanks, Daddy. - Have fun.
Of the tampon variety.
I did not just Cooper this.
cuando tu hijo encuentra las fibras
Damn it.
It's here in my tighty whities.
Oh, God! Would you just shut up for one cotton-picking minute!
Family is everything.
In accordance with Texas State Penal Code, section 38, I'm commandeering your vehicle.
Detective Hauser. I'm so glad y'all are here.
He got in trouble with the wrong people.
Okay, this probably wasn't my best idea.
We have to keep a low profile. You can rest for a bit...
Oh, harboring a fugitive?
Fine, I'm gonna come and get it.
Oh, my God!
I gotta calm down.
- What was that? - Dixon, let's go!
Why?
- Yes, it is! - No!
What the hell does that mean?
Her comadre is here.
...will definitely end you up in more than an ankle monitor.
What?
It sheds. Once a month.
Oh, I saw you.
There's a website. It tracks police scanners.
- Push! - Okay, hold on.
And not everybody wants to die...
One, two.
No. I lit the mayor's kid on fire.
- I gotta think. What do I do? - Good luck cleaning your name.
...authorities have had no choice but to release Cortez.
- Of your DVD? - I forgot.
Did she promise you favors?
It seems to be a longhorn.
- Okay. - Okay.
I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. Aah!
Why are you smiling at me?
- Are you kidding me? - What?
Out of my way, man.
Bad doggy. What did you do?
There it is.
I can't believe I bought that stupid shoe story about your brother.
I got it!
- What are you doing now? - It's a relaxation technique.
...that they only gave me three months for obstructing your justice.
Come here.
You have to remain in your vehicle and stay calm.