Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, maybe you will now. Outside, quickly and quietly.

Get Your Ass Back in that Cell

You see, once a month my uterus shreds...

It is from the horse family.

- I'll call you. - How you gonna find me?

What is the furthest place from Ohio?

I begged Felipe not to betray you, but he wouldn't listen to me.

- This is gonna be loud. - What?

Bingo! I got them! All right, Mrs. Riva, we're gonna...

Oh, I am protected by a meter maid.

4921 North Jefferson Road.

- Freeze, Cooper! - Aah!

...because you weren't invited. And you won't be until you apologize to Patricia.

- I'll drive! - No, let me drive.

Get Your Ass Back in that cell Mothafucka

Why did you come back?

How could they?

My hands are really sweaty, which is weird.

- Oh, yeah. It's there. He left. I think he left. - Ha-ha-ha.

Hi, I want to get in this bus.

I gotta get a better shot.

I can't let him live.

I just need some upper-body strength.

- Got it. - No. Hold that.

- Oh, my God. - The puss put...

Freeze! Police!

...that means they were 30 miles away, which means they probably came...

Where are your men?

...of what you are.

What's this made of? Platinum?

- Eighteen. 18. - Show me.

- Come on! - I'm trying! I have the body of a woman!

That is so dirty and disgusting!

I am warning you!

All right, so just put your head down...

Look, all you have to do is take care of Riva's wife.

I took it during that pathetic excuse of a hug that you gave me.

We're gonna need this and this.

Come on, man. We're running out of time.

...while running for my life.

I'll turn on the TV for you.

Well, it went the way that things go when a man goes out with a woman...

Since when is it illegal to dance naked...

Three felony assaults, plus a history of established behavior...

You won't regret this. I promise.

Oh, a 10-41 Apple. Copy that.

Fist bump. For all that good police work, good buddy.

Oh, look at you. You're such a badass now, breaking all the rules.

- Hannibal. - I just fed you!

There's no major damage here. You're free to go.

With a drink in his hand and as a free man.

Well, actually, heh, maybe I'll introduce you.

Stop flipping your ponytail in my face! I can't see!

So you're driving a car?

Intense? Intense how?

I mean, exactly how many pairs of times?

I'll create a distraction and you'll get Cortez to confess to killing your brother.

My name is Nancy...

You're kidding me, you lit a kid on fire?

The law requires a female escort for Mrs. Riva.

No, it does not work that way, detective. It does not.

And then you throw it in the river, and...

It's not that bad, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine, Cooper.

Like cracking the eggs...

I realize this might be difficult for someone like you.

- No, wait, I mean go on one then two... - Now?

- Why didn't you shoot him? - I'm not gonna shoot an officer!

...when no one wants to hear your side of the story.

We're gonna have to move quick.

Okay, last call.

Riva's a flight risk. Showing up early might keep him from running.

Drop your weapon!

- So skinny. - Dang it!

Oh, yes, that is me.

Copy that. Noise disturbance.

Like I said, Throw it in the river!

It is my mission to get you to Dallas by 8:00 a.m.

- Turndown service. - That's Dixon and Hauser.

I said that before, didn't I? This accident's got me all jacked up.

He went to the police for help...

That means they can track us. We're gonna have to cut it off.

You never talk about your feelings.