Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get Your Ass Back in that cell Mothafucka
Your hair.
Give it!
- Why didn't you shoot him? - I'm not gonna shoot an officer!
It is from the horse family.
- I'll call you. - How you gonna find me?
...while running for my life.
Oh, I am protected by a meter maid.
Bingo! I got them! All right, Mrs. Riva, we're gonna...
Okay, last call.
What is the furthest place from Ohio?
...of what you are.
- No, wait, I mean go on one then two... - Now?
- Oh, yeah. It's there. He left. I think he left. - Ha-ha-ha.
The law requires a female escort for Mrs. Riva.
- Oh, my God. - The puss put...
I can't let him live.
Shut up! Go!
Riva's a flight risk. Showing up early might keep him from running.
Like I said, Throw it in the river!
- This is gonna be loud. - What?
- Eighteen. 18. - Show me.
We're gonna need this and this.
Oh, look at you. You're such a badass now, breaking all the rules.
Since when is it illegal to dance naked...
Die Die
Go ahead.
All right, so just put your head down...
Come on, man. We're running out of time.
I mean, exactly how many pairs of times?
I'll turn on the TV for you.
I realize this might be difficult for someone like you.
Look, all you have to do is take care of Riva's wife.
- Hannibal. - I just fed you!
I said that before, didn't I? This accident's got me all jacked up.
I am warning you!
Thank you.
- I'll drive! - No, let me drive.
Copy that. Noise disturbance.
Listen to me!
Fist bump. For all that good police work, good buddy.
Freeze! Police!
Do me!
My hands are really sweaty, which is weird.
...because you weren't invited. And you won't be until you apologize to Patricia.
Three felony assaults, plus a history of established behavior...
There's no major damage here. You're free to go.
I begged Felipe not to betray you, but he wouldn't listen to me.
You never talk about your feelings.
- Come on! - I'm trying! I have the body of a woman!
What's this made of? Platinum?
So you're driving a car?
Well, it went the way that things go when a man goes out with a woman...
Lol Seyuhh
Intense? Intense how?
Hi, I want to get in this bus.
Why did you come back?
...when no one wants to hear your side of the story.
You're kidding me, you lit a kid on fire?
That is so dirty and disgusting!
I'll create a distraction and you'll get Cortez to confess to killing your brother.
- So skinny. - Dang it!
Like cracking the eggs...
Stop flipping your ponytail in my face! I can't see!
How could they?
And then you throw it in the river, and...
It's not that bad, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine, Cooper.
Ha
4921 North Jefferson Road.
I gotta get a better shot.
Yeah.
I took it during that pathetic excuse of a hug that you gave me.
I'm so sor...
- Turndown service. - That's Dixon and Hauser.
...that means they were 30 miles away, which means they probably came...
Oh, my God.
That means they can track us. We're gonna have to cut it off.
Suit yourself.
With a drink in his hand and as a free man.
Where are your men?
- Freeze, Cooper! - Aah!
Well, actually, heh, maybe I'll introduce you.
It is my mission to get you to Dallas by 8:00 a.m.
Yes!
My name is Nancy...
Oh, yes, that is me.
- Got it. - No. Hold that.
I just need some upper-body strength.
I'm going up.
Oh, a 10-41 Apple. Copy that.
Get Your Ass Back in that Cell
You won't regret this. I promise.
What?
Hurry!
Drop your weapon!
No, it does not work that way, detective. It does not.
And you...
Well, maybe you will now. Outside, quickly and quietly.
Or, a 75-49?
- Bye! - Bye.
You see, once a month my uterus shreds...
He went to the police for help...
We're gonna have to move quick.