Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why did you come back?
My hands are really sweaty, which is weird.
Well, maybe you will now. Outside, quickly and quietly.
What is the furthest place from Ohio?
I gotta get a better shot.
Well, it went the way that things go when a man goes out with a woman...
How could they?
...while running for my life.
Well, actually, heh, maybe I'll introduce you.
Get Your Ass Back in that Cell
Three felony assaults, plus a history of established behavior...
Like cracking the eggs...
Oh, I am protected by a meter maid.
There's no major damage here. You're free to go.
My name is Nancy...
Fist bump. For all that good police work, good buddy.
...when no one wants to hear your side of the story.
Lol Seyuhh
Oh, look at you. You're such a badass now, breaking all the rules.
4921 North Jefferson Road.
...that means they were 30 miles away, which means they probably came...
The law requires a female escort for Mrs. Riva.
Listen to me!
So you're driving a car?
That is so dirty and disgusting!
Do me!
Bingo! I got them! All right, Mrs. Riva, we're gonna...
I'll turn on the TV for you.
- I'll call you. - How you gonna find me?
Die Die
Or, a 75-49?
Intense? Intense how?
Yes!
Come on, man. We're running out of time.
Go ahead.
- Freeze, Cooper! - Aah!
And then you throw it in the river, and...
Shut up! Go!
Yeah.
- Why didn't you shoot him? - I'm not gonna shoot an officer!
- So skinny. - Dang it!
Get Your Ass Back in that cell Mothafucka
We're gonna have to move quick.
What's this made of? Platinum?
I realize this might be difficult for someone like you.
I just need some upper-body strength.
Stop flipping your ponytail in my face! I can't see!
It is from the horse family.
He went to the police for help...
Look, all you have to do is take care of Riva's wife.
Ha
Since when is it illegal to dance naked...
Your hair.
Oh, a 10-41 Apple. Copy that.
- Eighteen. 18. - Show me.
We're gonna need this and this.
Thank you.
I'm going up.
It's not that bad, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine, Cooper.
You see, once a month my uterus shreds...
And you...
It is my mission to get you to Dallas by 8:00 a.m.
- Oh, yeah. It's there. He left. I think he left. - Ha-ha-ha.
Okay, last call.
I can't let him live.
No, it does not work that way, detective. It does not.
Suit yourself.
- Turndown service. - That's Dixon and Hauser.
...of what you are.
- I'll drive! - No, let me drive.
Copy that. Noise disturbance.
That means they can track us. We're gonna have to cut it off.
I am warning you!
Oh, my God.
- Got it. - No. Hold that.
I'm so sor...
I said that before, didn't I? This accident's got me all jacked up.
- Come on! - I'm trying! I have the body of a woman!
I begged Felipe not to betray you, but he wouldn't listen to me.
You never talk about your feelings.
Freeze! Police!
What?
- No, wait, I mean go on one then two... - Now?
With a drink in his hand and as a free man.
- Oh, my God. - The puss put...
Hurry!
Give it!
Like I said, Throw it in the river!
Where are your men?
I'll create a distraction and you'll get Cortez to confess to killing your brother.
You're kidding me, you lit a kid on fire?
You won't regret this. I promise.
...because you weren't invited. And you won't be until you apologize to Patricia.
Oh, yes, that is me.
Drop your weapon!
- This is gonna be loud. - What?
I mean, exactly how many pairs of times?
- Bye! - Bye.
Hi, I want to get in this bus.
All right, so just put your head down...
I took it during that pathetic excuse of a hug that you gave me.
- Hannibal. - I just fed you!
Riva's a flight risk. Showing up early might keep him from running.