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...and the police are gonna arrest us any minute. Now move your ass.
Shoes. You're gonna get us killed over some shoes?
Don't Cooper this, Cooper.
...and then we're gonna commandeer the vehicle.
You're early.
I have lost my radio, so you're gonna have to call 911.
I saw you on TV.
What is that?
Mrs. Riva?
No, you stupid idiot. I'm hiding.
Hurry up.
Cooper, go get his wife.
I told you to stay away from me.
I got stuck!
Never.
Is everybody okay back there?
LADY AND THE TRAMP HIT THE BRAKES
- This is a deer skin! - Calm down. He's probably a hunter.
I don't know why I'd want advice from you, anyway.
Hey, get down!
- Don't do that! - Right. Right.
And you're gonna have to report a 10-12 and two 10-60s.
Let's spread out! Search the house!
- Look out for the truck! - Watch it!
Not look exactly like that picture of you on TV. Oh, my God.
...that's why you don't have a ring.
Shut up. We gotta go find Randy.
- ...and I need the corky wedges, and I need... - I have been in evidence for over three years.
The Indian casino.
No, you were saying that I was too dumb to be a criminal.
There's gotta be a little rain sometimes
There are cops that understand the gray area...
- We're not ready to go public yet. - Hola, cowboy.
Average pair of women's shoes weighs about a half a pound.
What is a deer noise?
I don't wanna hear it out of you. I don't wanna hear anything out of you.
Y'all all right?
You're kind of mean, and I only understand about 30 percent of what you're saying...
Sorry, boys. I'd like to keep talking with y'all, but the captain needs me.
I was just going to get away from Felipe and start alone on my own.
Yes and no.
...but they went for the armadillo instead.
crying
Follow me.
But that's not what is important right now.
- ...the sunscreen. - The sunscreen. I remember!
Hey, I think I hear something over here.
Police officer coming through.
You don't have to do this, you know. We can put Cortez in jail.
...and now they're coming to get me.
You're too by-the-book.
Okay.
Oh. Yeah, I've heard that before.
- Let me ask about Witness Protection. - Okay.
I'm sorry. I know you don't like me. But I'm sure you don't want me to get killed!
- Toast, cake, muffins. - I should call the police.
Dang it! Bring the bag!
It's gonna be okay. Just sit down.
- Evening. - Sir.
...in masks.
I'd like that.
Get out of here!
Now I'm all alone.
Let me explain.
- With the legs! With the legs! - I can't!
I gotta get my name back.
And I wouldn't care so much, but my father was a very respected man.
My finger! Oh, God!
- Oh, yeah! Pull my hair. I like that! Yeah! - Ha-ha-ha.
I've been looking all over for you.
Okay.
Did you see that? This is what we gotta do.
We made a good team.
...and commandeer a new vehicle to get to Dallas.
And I need you to get it for me.
Must have gotten lost in evidence.
- Ay, no. No. - Oh, no. No, no, no.
I'm just saying that I wouldn't let the fact that you have a little cuca...
If you pull that trigger, you'll go to jail for the rest of your life.
Cortez is suspected of more than 100 murders while dominating the U.S. drug trade.
I did not underestimate you. I overestimated you.
Done. Let's go.
Even if you Christmas is here again and
- Aah! - Aah! Step on the brake!