Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Excuse me? Ethnic diversity.
What's up, dog? That's Ivory.
Come on, bitch. Man, it was two egg rolls, It wasn't duck sauce.
There’s a lot of things you don’t get Like pussy & respect
and I could listen to you talk about his stinkin' ass all day long.
I almost didn't recognize you. I thought you'd brought a professional model.
Where the fuck is orientation at, anyway?
Hi. Hi, Daddy. Daddy.
What? Don't go forward!
Man, you talk too fuckin' much. Peace!
Make it scream like Michael in a rhinestone glove. Lord, Lord, Lord.
I'm gonna have to tweak this shit a little.
You gotta say it together. It goes in together.
Fine! I don't mind cutting my evening short to be there.
I'm trying to do my thing. It's pimpin' over here.
Nice comeback on the Dick Butt-kiss. I wish I could have said that.
- They found the weed on you, didn't they? - It wasn't mine.
This is against campus fire code section 1743
Shit remind me of slavery, Roots and shit.
This ain't shit, all right? Watch yourself.
Whew-whew! Who is that?
Hey, Dean Cain think he can kick me out the school that easy?
♪ Bombs over Baghdad These are our midterms? ♪
You east coast, I far east coast
Turn that goddamn water off!
Hehahehe Yayeev
A whaaat?? Pff Jesus
and a quality of life like no other...
Ow! Shit! Man, I must not be high enough, man.
Geesh.
- Baby Powder, when you gonna pay us our money? - I got a $25 money order...
Lovell House!
♪ Ain't what you want, baby ♪ Girl, wake your ass up.
Ah, son, welcome to the family.
Don't get the wrong idea. We've never done this before.
Man, I'd love me a fat chick, man. More cushion for the pushin'.
I'll have another one. They're great.
that'll inject some ghetto back in his ass.
They could cause an ignition at any point and igni...
What the fuck are you doing?
Certain students will be invited... Those that pass their finals.
I once got arrested for stealin' a car one time,
How Charmingly Ghetto
Its some freak In those Geeks!
Like a hawk! Somebody needs a hug.
I CAN'T SMOKE A FINGER!
We're virgins.
Stroke, smoke, stroke, smoke
What about Upchuck Kamalu? He's Eskimo.
Hey, down here! This is not happening!
I'm Mr. Moses. I expect you'll be ready for your quiz tomorrow. Quiz, my ass!
This guy's a real asshole.
- I meant that in a good way. - Oh, okay.
Anti-Social Distancing !
while I'm entertainin' my future vanilla villa father over there, are you?
You and you
Portsmouth needs to wash its nasty ass! Yall make yourselves look bad. Damn.
I didn't know that you guys were gonna be here.
What, no wake and bake? Got other stuff for that.
Damn, Ivory! I had no idea you could stink so good, nigga!
Well, Bart Fart.... You got skills in it?!
Hi
Looks like he took a dump in the middle of your face.
Приехал в парк, а велопарковки нет!!!
Look, baby, maybe it would be better if you went to school somewhere down south.
They always tell me, « No, don't stop!»
Come here. Let me show you some more shit. Look right there.
You gonna be an herbal scientist, my brother.
- Dean, what a surprise. Look who's here. - How exciting.
No, but it'll make you forget your drill sergeant don't stand at attention.
How Did I fail Women's Studies? I love Bitches!
Dwarves, midgets,
Ladies and gentlemen, Harvard is now...
Oh, shit. We got a black man for a teacher.
and business opportunities for brothers and sisters to pursue higher learning.
I want you up against Yale. Ah!
Ree
Excuse me. Are we in the right place?
Studying? Yeah.
Goddamn virgins. At least y'all bein' entertained.
What did you do to it? This is a special plant.
Well, I've been rolling this joint for 20 years.
No, that's the Ivory, bro.
It is Friday. But that's what she told Cocoa Butter.
We’ll focks wit each other
Baby powder? What smell that is? You changing diapers? Ah!
Thank you. How very thoughtful.
Need to slap my damn self for that
- - Hit the bricks, dog!
Uh-oh. I don't give a fuck if it breaks!
This just sprang up. You know what I think it is?
Yes. I agree.
You want some violence? You want a piece of this?
By adding a little bit of chro... cannabis,
and... volleyball.
I think we've had enough interruptions for today. I think you should leave!
What do we have here?
Whoa, I must be buzzed. I'm babbling.
And don't you worry. Me and Jamal here,
You ol Berry Gordy Quincy Jones lookin ass you ol Whoopi Goldberg Spike Lee glasses wearing ass you ol Richard Pryor mustache wearing ass You ol Missy Elliott mixed with Mystikal and C-Murder lookin ass you Master P Ice Cream Man lookin ass you ol Silkk the Shocker Mr. Serv On lookin ass
Lord, it's a gift! It's a gift from above! Make it float like a dove!
How charmingly Ghetto
"It's The Skid Mark Of Buddha!"
I know you don't expect me to sell no peanuts out this, bitch.
41 Nobel laureates and 6 presidents.
Now don't disappoint me, you weed smokin',
hit the books for a few hours a day, we got this.
Who are they? Who are they, goddamn it? It's rowing, Jimmy Jam.
- Relax! Relax! - Open, window! Open, window!
I hope you get a virus You and your computer
You ol jiminy cricket suit wearing ass you ol Steve Harvey mustache Richard Pryor afro lookin ass you ol Stevie Wonder glasses ass You ol Uncle Ben Cream of wheat dress in ass you ol Mike's hard lemonade drankin ass you ol Don Cornelius Peterbilt truck grill ass nigga
Any student on a scholarship...
Let's start over. I'm Bart. Yeah, I'm Jamal.
No, no! Not at all.
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
No more datin', no more foolin' around.
Now go to time-out. Go to your room.
When we doing this group chat bois?
but six years at a two-year community college is not what I had in mind.
Baby, I got a dream that one day I can put your college diploma
♪ Slap your dome Make you leave that crack alone ♪
Man, shut up before I kick your ass.
No, we can't give up.
They're gonna blow up.
Trust me. I got all the answers. You just told me that answer.
Fuck you Ke
We wanna run a dick suckin’ marathon with ya’ll
This ain’t basketball Jrock
Point well taken. I need you to help me get proof...