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DON'T BE SCURRED IT'S ONLY PUSSY
- - Oh, you think it's funny, bitch?
Even in your emotions have an echo in so much space
Stop!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Dean, Dean, Dean, ease up on the black-on-black crime, bro.
Paleface, Peckeoods, Cracker,
It's the shit. That's the Ivory.
Pimpin’ since been pimpin’
I'm out.
Today's class is called Pimpology I and II.
We straight.
What's this? Ooh, you got a big sword, baby!
Portsmouth needs to wash its nasty ass! Yall nasty round here. Trashing your own streets. Pitiful.
I hope you get a virus you and your computer Hahaha
Coach, I have not lost an oar run in three years.
Peace.
I haven’t seen a Stitch of Puxxy on this whole campus
But if these people knew I was using your Dial-A-Ho service,
Oh!
Back up! Back up, nigga! You better give me three feet!
♪ Box up just like bein' in your chest, thinks she got away, don't hold your breath ♪
And, as for you two,
Pimps go through this kind of shit from time to time
Yo, stop doin' that shit, dog. You can't be laughin' at me.
Well, my friend, this is crew, but don't even think about it.
«We want to run a dick-sucking marathon with y'all two»?
If it had not been for the Lord,
- You know, I got to go. - No, no, no, no, no.
rock bands, without a permit.
This reminds me of my lab back at the crib.
F
doesn't talk how come he?
You, here.
J, what are you doin'? 1 961, «B.»
I'm gonna have to disagree on that.
- Pretty tight, right? - Actually, it's rather baggy.
So why don't you try thinking of another way to say «good-bye, »
I got this in my travels to Nepal!
♪ Taste you, ride you Feel you deep inside me “
Excuse me. Watch your toes. Watch the colon. Excuse me.
Word!
Popcorn, playa
- What the fuck is that? -
- - Ooh, shit!
Oh, my God! My wheels!
I'm talkin' about pimpin' been since pimpin'...
These bitches aint nobody
Gentlemen! I don't wanna hear any roasting in the course and if it happens you're out of here!
♪ High is how I stay all the time ♪
I see you're checkin' out my gear, eh?
Ooh!
And volleyball
No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It went that bad in botany class?
♪ Not only snap on y'all niggers but I'll snap dem bones ♪
Fuck sake Bitch
Dick Drive This Car! Not Pussy!
I FUCKS WITH YOU !
- Wait. Ivory here? - Yeah, maybe.
How charmingly ghetto.
- -
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
New roces fifths.
Oh, my God. It's so good.
Is that the one that you want
Light that shit up.
Yeah, oh, yeah! Yeah?
we killed that tuaca bottle within an hour oh. well that explain errrthang
Ten. Camera rolling shot on "A." "D" marker.
How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!
Only way I'm comin' is if you got some females and some chronic.
That shit on your lip... Got some shit on its lip dog
Well, I'll be damned. What is that?
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
I mean, so far, I only seen some stuck-up,
Yes sir, Dean Cain, sir
or I'm just gonna cut you off from this family.
pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'.
Man, that party was not that wild.
I don't play this, man.
Im a ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost..
Goddamn Virgins At Least Y'all Bein' Entertained
Ooh, all right! Malcolm X!
My thoughts exactly
More cushion For the pushin
Bart, I think you'd better go open up the boathouse.
Fuck history
We did not. Yes, we did.
Bud light
look who we have here.
You the man. Round and round we go
If he lost the election and it was my fault,
Not forward!
Dean Cain wants to see you in his office. Don't be late.
Nobody, I repeat NOBODY drops the N BOMB ON THIS TRIP
H K
Can you put this back on, actually? Your butt is sticking out.
What's this shit? Looks old. Oh, it is old.
I didn't know the two of you were studying in here, alone, with the lights dimmed,
What are you doin'? You just runnin' the streets, fuckin' with the livin'?
that the drug companies would never do: What up? Stay up.
Don’t be scared.
I'm glad someone's appreciating the knowledge I'm dropping on you today.
Ready? We ain't studied...
- Doesn't talk. How come he? - I Need Money, he's a mute.
♪ I just wanna touch you tease you, lick you ♪ - You have the most amazing...
We are about to tighten this ass up right here.
Goddamn virgins
If Ohio was a class This class is fuckin' boring. I'm outta here! - Uh, excuse me.
Well, well, well.
Oh, God. One glove, my brothers!
Well. This isn't even a real ticket.
You're feelin' me. You're feelin' me.
Then what is this that I found in your bedroom?
I was just going over Silas and Jamal's grades...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
But Harvard, gentlemen, is not just any joint. It's an institution.
We either have a one-in-six-billion phenomenon or a cheat.
- What took you so long, man? - Biggie and ’Pac, they throwin' a party, man.
The day you lay off is the day you pay off.
They made perfect scores on their THC's!
«C, » Silas. Come on, man. It's Portuguese.
- Me bumbaclot Johnson no workin, see? - What?
Oh, yeah!
Get’im! You little dog-with-a-haircut...
No, sir. What did you say?
Gerald!
Yeah. Know what I mean?
- Oh, hell, no! - Did you cuss at me?
I hope we don't have to pass out any barf bags.
- This class is fuckin' boring. I'm outta here! - Uh, excuse me.
♪ I smack him with my dick and the mike ♪
Buck up Bart
You got to be kiddin' me! Yo, yo, you, Silas! Chill out! Silas!
Actually, you gonna come back and give me them two duck sauces your mama...
Cypress Hill and we can't go wrong People smokin' like they Cheech and Chong
Don't be scared.
Hey Chris Wallace:
That’s not yours!
Dean, it's as simple as this.
Don’t be scared
Oh, yeah. What's this right here? Aah!
You ever been arrested, Jamal? Uh, no.
Yeah, I figure if our IP yield ain't too high, our confidence is high, get high fidelity alerts.
. .
Even better. I'm gonna be in there with you.
hooking up with Harvard women...
or go to your little roadster and move the fuck on, okay?
Fuck you! Fuck you!
you mean this peroxide?