Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't be scared It's only pussy

Why isn't he considered as a minority? And I brought him in.

what's you doin' in my house, Jack?

I'm starting to recognize things

Here's your coffee.

PIMPS GO THRU THIS KINDA SHIT FROM TIME TO TIME

When she gives that look...

But pass the blunt, boo. Damn, you hoggin' the whole shit!

This is the shit. That shit is called Ivory.

That's bullshit. I bullshit you not.

Yo, you just remember to take them THC's, at least try to get into college,

If my ex came after me with a knife and stabbed me, I got your back!

And the survey says... You lose!

You were dropping Chee-tos...

countless Fortune 500 C.E.O.'s,

We gonna be there. All right!

Yo, Dean. Yo, why you gotta be a hater?

His parents have been driving me crazy, making my life a misery for years,

Yo Blaze that shit on yo lip got some shit on its lip bro

we have very high standards.

Sleepyhead, wake up!

Yo, dog, man. Look like you did it, dog, man. You got a new serve, man.

Klinger Always ridin heltzel

If not they best friends got dough

I'm taking you off my buddy list, bitch!

I see Monks couldn't make it, so I brought my man I Need Money.

This would never have happened if I were black.

I train all year round for three seasons to make number one in single sculls.

Congratulations. These scores are going to get you into any college in the country.

Me encanta con una gorda! Mas cojín para el empuje!

♪ We got Toni Braxton up in the house ♪

Yes, Dean Cain. Am I to believe this is correct?

- Fuck history. - Yeah, fuck history.

You ain’t even a real pimp, you just an assistant pimp Now say good morning.

while the masculine bastards exploit women's ideas for great profit,

What the fuck is he gonna do? We've got the Ivory.

We've got this motherfucker locked up.

you mean this bleach?

They put me in a shopping cart and shoved me down a hill.

has been largely unnoticed.

Move my things. There you go. You can sit there.

I dont mind cuttin my evening short

Not a now, not a bitch. I still don't know what that shit mean,

I-I have to go prepare.

that Jamal is diddling Jamie.

I'm wonderin' if this guy cheated.

Stop. No. And Don't.

Fuckin crackhead

I'm up here tryin' to put my fuckin' hand through the...

Happy studying, gentlemen.

We don't listen to that Chinese shit. We do this. This what we do.

As dean of freshmen, I have welcomed students from all over the world.

Why is fuckin' Dick Butt-kiss over here always ridin' me?

- - This shit's not workin'.

Now later you can take note of the foot-operated carburetor,

♪ Look, an assassin from Cypress Hill DJ just resonated ♪

that one day I can put your college diploma...

always likes funky fresh women.

And you an assistant pimp. You ain't even a real pimp.

Bring all your horny friends. There you go. Just bring all the ho's.

- I'm trying to study my pledge book. - This Niggas With Attitude.

how women are objectified in popular culture,

Look at that car. Is it on fire?

Sterilize hands tonight with antibacterial cream many times.

Damn, you see the ass on her? Shut up, boy.

One thing it doesn't cure, though? Bein' a spoiled little bitch.

My House. Living Room. Right on the couch.

here under my Jesus, who's master of this house,

If I send you this, just know this is what I mean

so bad you don't even know!

wait till Harvard see our Halloween party!

Baby, you are the first member of this family to go to college,

So, does it sound tempting? Ivy League atmosphere?

Oh, yes, I'm a hater. I hate pot-smoking punks...

I'm sorry, man. That's okay. Don't even worry about it.

To think that jammin' was a thing of the...

By the time I'm done with you, every college in the country will be knockin' at your door.

Can I holler? Hi.

♪ Don’t even bang unless you plan to hit something ♪

♪ Meth with his wood on your neck Shut your lips up ♪

If we don't do something soon, I might get fired.

Lovell House. Second Floor, right on the couch.

You are one of my biggest customers. You like them hand-jobs,

Popcorn player.

No, man. It's fat, dope, cool. It's BUFU, man.

I have some of the same stuff. How'd you get that?

I am getting thousands of lifetime connections here.

- What? - What? - What?

When you are not using Your inner voice

Man, we ain't got no more goddamn plant!

Listen, Jamie. Me and you cannot see each other no more.

We didn't land on Plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us!

He probably been locked up more times than me and your ass put together.

Smoke that Skulla Green, Pass that Skulla Green

Hey, look at them bitches here. Look.

Oh, you ain't got to do shit, baby,

If I get this shit right, I get an «A» in botany class.

Uh, as I was saying,

♪ Cypress Hill and we can't go wrong, people smokin’ like Cheech and Chong ♪

All righty. Bye.

I can't smoke a finger!

- I didn't mean to scare you. Can I come in? - Um...

Hey yo, Boo like bad guys Good girls

I dont mind cuttin my evening short to be there

I met her on the Internet... Chickenheads.com.

Huh? You guys are fucked up! What are you gonna do with this now?

I'm gonna do the knocking out. Come on with it.

- Yeah? So? - Listen, I'm out.

Just stop it right there. Have you ever been to college?

and Captain Picard came back all half robot?

Can anyone tell me the name Of this plant? Bart?

When he tells her his dick game is strong Until he see how fat her pussy is