Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let me ask you somethin'. Yeah.
♪ And I'm gonna kiss you Suck you ♪
Then we'll dox with each other...
Yo, baby, this is boring as hell. Yo, yo, yo, yo, deejay!
We did not. Here, hit this.
Crazy Shitting Everywhere
And this is where you turn it on now.
You better watch your mouths and your behind.
Yo, we even exchanged pictures and everything!
I got somethin' to tell you. Man, I been pinchin' your weed off.
Lauren, how's the project coming?
vuvuvuvuvuvu suck my vaginaes AND GET ME THE BIG BLACK PENIS AND VAGINAES
Hey Bruno
Jamal, what is your ass doin' rowin' a boat?
Hey, what's up?
HARVARD, LOVELL HOUSE 2ND FLOOR, RIGHT ON THE COUCH
I got 2 inches Of hard dick
I like the ladies. Licking poodle feets and shit.
Did you wash your ass today?!
Well, I could that, but he'll tell me, «Hey, man... »
You Got it I get it
Plus, there's no room in the limo!
and your ghetto pass is gonna get revoked, buddy.
Fuck on that shit!
from the P. can do with just a little bit of opportunity.
What the fuck is the plate for, man?
Come on. Put this shit on your back.
- W-W-W-Why? - Because, you was born,
and they're producing an immense amount of heat.
No cigar? No!
Yeah, well, your shit is raggedier than a motherfucker, okay?
Dear, can you at least feign some interest? You're embarrassing me.
What are you talkin' about? Same thing you talkin' about.
the proud owner of America's first... bong.
You got a opportunity to do somethin' here...
You couldn't teach your way out of kindergarten class, Dean.
Hello. Ma, it is a lamp.
'Cause she's a sister of the black widow spider
Now nothin' mean «don't get a now nothin'.»
I'm Jamal. Peace. Silas.
What you mean, « If you build it, they gonna come»?
- Is he any good? - He don't talk. He speaks with his hands.
Thank you.
Isn't Jamie a freshman?
Man, I didn't. Get outta here with that shit.
♪ I don’t stash the drug Nigga, divide ♪
What's that got to do with me? I know you ready. You studied for it.
What about you? We all have secrets.
Ah, Bart. Nice to see you.
Lovell House. Second Floor, right on the couch.
You hear me? Goddamn it!
But he's smoking in our room. That's not legal.
Let me just grab a titty. Hell, no.
Yeah, we down with that. Ballers and stuff gonna be there?
That shit on your lips Got some shit on its lip
I can’t. I can’t do it, all right?
♪ Y'all niggaz is characters Not even good actors ♪
♪ It's what you need, baby♪ «Crabs.» « Bad Breath.»
- Hey, what you listening to, brother? - Wu-Tang.
Feds outside Citadel airs hangar
Yeah, I'll bet on it. How about an S.U.V.? I got three of’em.
There's some freaks In those geeks
You know you fucked up, Woody. Come on with it.
Yo, how much of that Ivory shit we got anyway?
Where my Bridges at?
I'm tellin' you. We don't need no smart dead guy.
The day you lay off i Is the day you pay off
It's the mark of Buddha.
I'm hungrier than four dudes.
«Buy us, fuck you!»
You ain't gonna need that.
You gonna need some strong shit just to stay awake.
♪ Jack the Ripper don’t make me have to kill this bitch ♪
Daddy.
The day you lay off Is the day you pay off
This semester in Women's Studies, we will discuss...
Where's my bitches? Where's my bitches?
What happened to bird? Crazy shitting everywhere?
I don't think I could live with myself.
I'm gonna be a part of a fraternity.
Pretty boy motherfucka
- What? - What?
Smoke that shit, pass that shit.
If I can pull off six years at a community college,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yo, son, I'm sore as a bitch in here. And you know what else?
The white man teachin' Black History, anyway, that's some bullshit.
Did not. No, you did not. You been busy plowin’ my corn. Did.
I told you we should have went to U.C.L.A.
the reservoir and the top-loading bud bowl.
« I believe in the Fly Club, its traditions and its ideals.
If you smart, you tell people you love NWA. They think you cool.
Yo, what's up with the fast stroll?
Bike, bike Not my baby! Oh, God!
When I see some ghetto shit
I'm going to check on that right now.
Dean, I have had it with your uptight,
Now let's go see what this Dean «Stick Up His Ass» want.
Okay, but, what's his name?
Jimmy Butler be like….
So, if we get sweets from our friends. we can make Nature Pants.
Welcome, gentlemen, to academic probation.
- drops the N-bomb up in here. - Nobody.
Ooh, how you doin'? For real!
You about to be number two, 'cause I'm signin' up, buddy.
must maintain at least a 2.0 average, or you will be expelled.
- Cut! - Cut! - Cut!
I'm about to knock you the fuck out.
wearin’-ass motherfucker! Get’im!
Nobody... I repeat, nobody...
DJ HIT ME!!!!
It's a part of my pledge. Do you guys mind?
Tell em powder!
That ain’t right
♪ Y'all gonna make me lose my mind ♪
I can’t A finger
You know that, right? Right. Powder.
Ass
What's this?
Good Then we'll fucks with each other
Lauren, you are coming with me!
Uh-oh, my brother. You got those words backwards.
It was near the medical library.
That's a four-hour move you're makin', motherfucker.
♪ Back to get ya Put it in check That's the mista
Bring my baby back!
Fd's
Kid lost about 1 5 pounds of fluid.
When a nigga I only knew a few days shows up at my apt gate with clothes
Bought Calls At The Top
I kno the nigga tht shit these rugs U kno tht nigga Evan light skinned nigga ?
as in vice president of the United States.
The name's Jamal, and I'll fuck your crew up.
"I Told You I Have Your Back, Even If I Got Hit By A Bus.
We here at Harvard are rooted in tradition.
Dick drive this car not pussy
We probably the only blackheads he seen since he looked in the mirror.
- He a ghost, man. - Cool. That explains everything.