Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He took my baby! Stop!

and Lauren will be unveiling her Benjamin Franklin experiment.

Man, ain't nothin' wrong with your head.

Poor rose Oh well

♪ Don't get me wrong It's not a new method ♪

I'm disappearin'. I'm disappearing.

Did YOU WASH YOUR ASS TODAY

Dick drives this car Not Pussy

♪ One nine nine nine ano domi ni, anything goes ♪

And I'll tell you somethin' else.

Oh, please, God! Come back!

What the fuck you doin'? Put the milk back! You're not supposed to steal from us!

I made it! I can't feel my legs but im alive!

Dean Cain. But he is black.

Don't be scared pudda It's only a tongue

Look, you got a little somethin' on your dress.

This group is fucking boring I'm out of here

If Benjamin Franklin were here today,

Bart, honey, sweetie, you are just in time...

Hey, what was that? Annie! Crazy ho!

Put a little neem plant on it, cleared it up in an hour.

Did I spoil the moment? I can't help it, girl. You know what?

I love America!

Fuck you fuck you Fuck you!

Goddamn virgins

These bitches ain’t nobody

And I call you Mr. President 'cause I know you gonna rock this election.

Fifty bucks? Oh, man, I can't pay this.

We fox with each other

♪ And then take that finger off of that hole ♪

Maybe he just came here to pay our money.

I'm gonna miss you, dog,

I've been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin

Get out! Out! Out! Out! Out!

You ol burnt arboretum lookin ass you ol lost boy in the auditorium ass you ol Lauren Jauregui fan from winter you ol Bobby and Whitney security ass you ol Missy Elliott mixed with Mystikal lookin ass you ol Master P ughh lookin ass

Who is you, and what's you doin' in my house, Jack?

Don't even worry about that. See, I found my secret ingredient.

Shit We looking for that shit too

You guys stole the Dooster! They do what?

Never thought I'd find you two ghetto asses up in here studying.

All right, leave the bike alone. Did you just call me fat? And what is that stench?

I hope you get a virus. You AND your balls.

Fucks with each other

Will you stop your damn sniveling, son?

This is nothing! I cut myself shaving. Yeah, whatever.

- You been smokin' too much ganja, huh? - She's huge!

The movie's over. Go home. Why don't you get out of your seat?

♪ Like a million elephants with silverback orang-utans You can’t stop a train ♪

Oh, my God, look at them. Turn the headlights off. Stop it!

Sex novelties, obscenity, fighting,

- You're an asshole. - Did you call me an asshole?

Alls look like they still in high school, yo.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

♪ My dash is 10 My weed half a pound ♪

Just keep it pimpalicious. Keep it pimpalicious!

ben we'll fawkes with each other!

This was me this morning

And you will never be that!!!

♪ It ain’t about the weight, yo It's how they perform it ♪

♪ You're just a mike off Yo, call me Bob Backlund I break backs on ho’s ♪

When I see people being ratchet

Well, well, well.

He Doesn’t talk, How come he?

I had this nasty-ass rash once.

Yeah. What you got for me? Here you go, right here: the bomb.

- Now what? Oh, shit, Ive! - What's up, dog?

Yeah... rehab, mouthwash and a job application. Jeez!

The trustees of the university are riding my ass...

when you see someone in public an they cough

Hey, what's going on here?

You look lovely. Oh, Philip!

Oh, that's fine. Keep on laughin'. Bring your face over here.

Hey, what was that? Laughta! Crazy Hoe!

- Shh! - You tellin' me to «shh»?

You need to pay that by Friday at 5:00...

More cushion for the pushin

and they came over here and said,

He seems unusual tonight. He's dehydrated.

Not that problem. I'm talking about the boys.

♪ Yes, indeed I'm ill as any S. T.D. or sex disease ♪

Thank you for your...

I'll go holler at him, son. Oh, yeah.

by the African-Americans in the history of this country...

You'a ASSISTANT PIMP... YOU AINT EVEN A REAL PIMP

Stroke, smoke. Stroke, smoke.

and eventually you're gonna leave his ass for me.

The fuck between ya eyes!!

mmmmmmm! These bitches ain't nobody!

Mm, okay. You and you.

I'm gonna let Kev do the foreplay, right? Mm-hmm.

People with mcdonalds wifi be like Im a ghost ghost ghost

Jamal and Silas have gotten all «A's»?

Thank God I fell out before I hit the freeway.

Now, where did I go wrong with your ass?

I knew it. You guys and your lines.

Lynch me for what my people have done to your people.

Man, that's me! So what's in this stuff?

Hey, you get my message about goin' to the Jets game?

More Cushin For The Pushin

We ain’t tryna see practice jrock

indecent exposure,

These bitches ain't nobody

New From Hit Home Entertainment And Lyrick Studios

NWA? Kid, what do you know about that?

if you don't pass this class.

I think there's some freak in those gigs.

Molly, get in here! You have to see this!

Why you gotta sound all belligerent about my shit anyway?

- I don't hear nothin'. - Yeah, we got dough.

Go home! Go home! All y'all. Y'all don't wanna leave!

♪ Put the blunt down just for a second ♪

Did you figure out where you wanna eat dinner tonight?

♪ I'm skillin' There's water inside Don't spill it ♪

These eggs are a part of my pledging.

People with mcdonalds wifi be like

This isn't basketball, J. Rock.

I love Ben Franklin, girl,

You know you my boy, man.

Stroke, Smoke, Stroke, Smoke

- These bitches ain't nobody. - Oh!

Why don't you come to the base and understand what it's really like to be somebody special?

What you need to do is concentrate on gettin' the power of booty...

No, don’t stop

workin' in a real lab, makin' some real money.

We had a good time! Hump!

That shit on yo lip Got some shit on its lip, dog.

Don't touch me, man. It's me, dog.

Hey, you! Where's E I m and Third?

If you build it, they will come.

Man, I ain't callin'. I'm right here.

Isn't that... sweet?

Cisco Kid was a friend of mine

My bad, bro. We got off on the wrong foot.