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when you see someone in public an they cough

♪ Don't get me wrong It's not a new method ♪

indecent exposure,

Hey, what was that? Laughta! Crazy Hoe!

Stroke, Smoke, Stroke, Smoke

- These bitches ain't nobody. - Oh!

We ain’t tryna see practice jrock

Not that problem. I'm talking about the boys.

♪ You're just a mike off Yo, call me Bob Backlund I break backs on ho’s ♪

You know you my boy, man.

I've been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin

This is nothing! I cut myself shaving. Yeah, whatever.

Dean Cain. But he is black.

Hey, you! Where's E I m and Third?

I'm gonna let Kev do the foreplay, right? Mm-hmm.

We fox with each other

if you don't pass this class.

You guys stole the Dooster! They do what?

Did I spoil the moment? I can't help it, girl. You know what?

- You been smokin' too much ganja, huh? - She's huge!

He Doesn’t talk, How come he?

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These bitches ain’t nobody

You need to pay that by Friday at 5:00...

and eventually you're gonna leave his ass for me.

And you will never be that!!!

Oh, my God, look at them. Turn the headlights off. Stop it!

People with mcdonalds wifi be like Im a ghost ghost ghost

The fuck between ya eyes!!

Fucks with each other

Did YOU WASH YOUR ASS TODAY

This isn't basketball, J. Rock.

Thank you for your...

Bart, honey, sweetie, you are just in time...

mmmmmmm! These bitches ain't nobody!

Hey, what's going on here?

♪ I'm skillin' There's water inside Don't spill it ♪

What the fuck you doin'? Put the milk back! You're not supposed to steal from us!

Alls look like they still in high school, yo.

Isn't that... sweet?

If you build it, they will come.

NWA? Kid, what do you know about that?

I had this nasty-ass rash once.

- I don't hear nothin'. - Yeah, we got dough.

My bad, bro. We got off on the wrong foot.

Yeah. What you got for me? Here you go, right here: the bomb.

♪ And then take that finger off of that hole ♪

Fifty bucks? Oh, man, I can't pay this.

Stroke, smoke. Stroke, smoke.

Mm, okay. You and you.

Oh, please, God! Come back!

workin' in a real lab, makin' some real money.

And I'll tell you somethin' else.

Never thought I'd find you two ghetto asses up in here studying.

and they came over here and said,

Now, where did I go wrong with your ass?

♪ Put the blunt down just for a second ♪

ben we'll fawkes with each other!

You'a ASSISTANT PIMP... YOU AINT EVEN A REAL PIMP

♪ It ain’t about the weight, yo It's how they perform it ♪

He seems unusual tonight. He's dehydrated.

♪ One nine nine nine ano domi ni, anything goes ♪

This was me this morning

People with mcdonalds wifi be like

He took my baby! Stop!

And I call you Mr. President 'cause I know you gonna rock this election.

I'm gonna miss you, dog,

Why you gotta sound all belligerent about my shit anyway?

by the African-Americans in the history of this country...

Goddamn virgins

Dick drives this car Not Pussy

Fuck you fuck you Fuck you!

Don't even worry about that. See, I found my secret ingredient.

Don't be scared pudda It's only a tongue

These eggs are a part of my pledging.

Man, ain't nothin' wrong with your head.

Lynch me for what my people have done to your people.

I love Ben Franklin, girl,

♪ My dash is 10 My weed half a pound ♪

Hey, you get my message about goin' to the Jets game?

Poor rose Oh well

Just keep it pimpalicious. Keep it pimpalicious!

Did you figure out where you wanna eat dinner tonight?

- Now what? Oh, shit, Ive! - What's up, dog?

You ol burnt arboretum lookin ass you ol lost boy in the auditorium ass you ol Lauren Jauregui fan from winter you ol Bobby and Whitney security ass you ol Missy Elliott mixed with Mystikal lookin ass you ol Master P ughh lookin ass

Why don't you come to the base and understand what it's really like to be somebody special?

I knew it. You guys and your lines.

Yeah... rehab, mouthwash and a job application. Jeez!

These bitches ain't nobody

You look lovely. Oh, Philip!

- You're an asshole. - Did you call me an asshole?

We had a good time! Hump!

More Cushin For The Pushin

More cushion for the pushin

- Shh! - You tellin' me to «shh»?

I made it! I can't feel my legs but im alive!

Jamal and Silas have gotten all «A's»?

♪ Like a million elephants with silverback orang-utans You can’t stop a train ♪

Go home! Go home! All y'all. Y'all don't wanna leave!

Hey, what was that? Annie! Crazy ho!

Thank God I fell out before I hit the freeway.

I'm disappearin'. I'm disappearing.

Man, I ain't callin'. I'm right here.

Well, well, well.

Man, that's me! So what's in this stuff?

No, don’t stop

I think there's some freak in those gigs.

and Lauren will be unveiling her Benjamin Franklin experiment.

Who is you, and what's you doin' in my house, Jack?

Cisco Kid was a friend of mine

Sex novelties, obscenity, fighting,

Put a little neem plant on it, cleared it up in an hour.

I'll go holler at him, son. Oh, yeah.

Maybe he just came here to pay our money.

The trustees of the university are riding my ass...

This group is fucking boring I'm out of here

When I see people being ratchet

That shit on yo lip Got some shit on its lip, dog.

Get out! Out! Out! Out! Out!

Shit We looking for that shit too

The movie's over. Go home. Why don't you get out of your seat?

What you need to do is concentrate on gettin' the power of booty...

If Benjamin Franklin were here today,

I hope you get a virus. You AND your balls.

I love America!

Oh, that's fine. Keep on laughin'. Bring your face over here.

Will you stop your damn sniveling, son?

Don't touch me, man. It's me, dog.

Molly, get in here! You have to see this!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

All right, leave the bike alone. Did you just call me fat? And what is that stench?

Look, you got a little somethin' on your dress.

♪ Yes, indeed I'm ill as any S. T.D. or sex disease ♪